Tagged: Midterm Elections (10)

Leaked internal memo reveals House Democrats' strategy to fight the $5,000 payment promise by praising the spiritual benefits of poverty.

Teddy Okonkwo-Vance · Sep 10

Donald Trump promised a $5,000 payout if Republicans win the midterms, but officials warn the money will arrive on giant novelty checks.

Harold Mbeki-Strand · Sep 10

Leaked memo reveals how federal agencies will fund the Trump midterm $5,000 promise through drastic, absurd budget cuts.

Teddy Okonkwo-Vance · Sep 10

A leaked memo from the GOP midterm convention reveals that staff must refer to all political candidates as Trump to keep the crowd excited.

Priya Castellanos · Sep 9

Get ready for the 2026 midterm general election with our list of the absurd trends, lawn sign wars, and political panic to watch.

Dolores Fenwick · Sep 8

Organizers of Trump-a-palooza insist the political festival features a diverse lineup and is not just one man speaking for three days straight.

June Halloway · Sep 8

Politicians discover that voters are fed up with data centers and are abandoning traditional platforms to campaign against the giant hum.

Harold Mbeki-Strand · Sep 5

Republican politicians turned against data centers this week. Here is why lawmakers suddenly declared war on server farms.

June Halloway · Aug 23

The nationwide ‘No Kings’ Rallies took an unexpected turn, dismantling cardboard cutouts of fast-food mascots and protesting all king-sized products.

Harold Mbeki-Strand · Mar 29

Trump’s War in Iran literally collided with public opinion, causing gas prices to spike. The administration calls it ‘patriotic fuel surplus’.

Priya Castellanos · Mar 10