World
French Protest Bans Extended To Silently Disapproving Glances
A leaked memo reveals French protest bans now target raised eyebrows, heavy sighing, and sarcastic arm-folding across Paris.
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Politics
Product Recall: Serbian Election Process Recalled Over Severe Democracy Deficits
Regulators issued a safety recall for the Serbian election process following severe democracy deficits and cyberattack risks.
Politics
Redistricting Tactics to Win Any Election in 2024
Discover the most extreme redistricting tactics politicians use to carve up voting districts and guarantee election victories.
Politics
Congressional Candidate Detained In West Bank Enters Official Deposition
A court transcript reveals how a congressional candidate detained in West Bank territory was part of a routine voter outreach strategy.
Politics
Campaign Memo Orders Attack Ads From Candidate's Entire Extended Family
Leaked campaign strategy reveals plan to air brutal attack ads featuring candidate's entire family.
World
European Protests Traced Back to Single Mildly Inconvenient Bureaucratic Form
Investigators found that recent European protests were caused entirely by an overly complex 12-page government tax form.
Politics
Feds Accuse Local Squirrels Of Mass Voter Fraud In California Sweep
Federal prosecutors allege local squirrels committed mass voter fraud across California to pass park funding measures.
Politics
GOP Memo Warns Politicians To Stop Claiming Jesus Is A Republican
A leaked internal memo advises politicians claiming Jesus to stop asserting the Messiah belongs to a single political party.
Politics
Capitol Police Standardize Mailroom Procedures After White Powder Envelopes Declared Official Office Flour
Capitol Hill officials respond to white powder envelopes by rebranding the substances as official workplace sourdough flour.
Politics
Leaked Memo Reveals Strategy to Win Back Suburban Women Souring on Paxton
Leaked internal memo reveals campaign tactics to win back suburban women souring on Paxton through canvas totes and pastel fonts.
Politics
Election Officials Warn Foreign Threats Now Demanding Direct Deposit Info
State election administrators warn that foreign threats are now simply asking voters for their bank routing numbers to verify registration.
Politics
James Talarico Launches Campaign Tour to Stand Silently in Every Buc-ee’s
The James Talarico Campaign Tour kicks off across Texas, bringing silence and intense eye contact to convenience stores statewide.
Politics
DOJ Announces Denaturalizing Citizens Will Now Be Handled By Automated Kiosks
The DOJ announced new self-service kiosks designed for denaturalizing citizens in under four minutes.
Politics
GOP Latino Strategy Revealed In Disastrous House Ethics Committee Hearing
A leaked court transcript exposes the frantic details behind the latest GOP Latino strategy in a tense congressional hearing.
Politics
Trump Endorses Netanyahu in Groundbreaking Display of Predictable Synergy
Trump endorses Netanyahu in a dramatic press release that states the absolute obvious to political observers everywhere.
Politics
Texas Senate Race Strained As Ted Cruz Manually Pushes Ken Paxton Across Finish Line
A court transcript reveals the Texas Senate race required Ted Cruz to physically push Ken Paxton across the finish line using industrial winches.
Politics
Internal Memo Details Why Finland Voters Rejected Moderate Leftist Politics
A leaked memo reveals Finland voters rejected moderate leftist politics because they grew deeply bored of functional government.
Politics
Federal Recall Issued For 2026 Midterm Election Campaigning
Regulators issue a massive product recall for 2026 midterm election campaigning due to extreme voter exhaustion risks.