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How Strange It Is Release Track 'Holladay Park' to Alert Local Geologists
The new track 'Holladay Park' by Portland band How Strange It Is triggers seismic activity and warning systems.
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DIIV Kid Single Sparks 5 Wild Theories About Their New A.G. Cook Album
The new track DIIV Kid has fans questioning the band's sudden transition into the hyperpop universe.
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Shady Bug New Album Threatens to Disrupt Corporate Productivity with 'my night routine'
Leaked memo reveals corporate panic over the Shady Bug new album and its threat to employee focus.
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Total Wife Remix Memo Warns of Dangerous Levels of Nashville Glitch
A leaked memo warns staff of the extreme audio hazards found on the upcoming Total Wife remix EP featuring TAGABOW.
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Trentemøller Album Announcement Sparks Massive Local Panic After Danish Synth Wave Mistaken For Tsunami
A dramatic Trentemøller album announcement triggered a city-wide evacuation in Copenhagen after residents mistook synth waves for a real tsunami.
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untitled (halo) Debut Album Announced Alongside Corporate Synergy Initiative
The upcoming untitled (halo) debut album combines shoegaze with luxury rap to satisfy global corporate synergy metrics.
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Winter hide-a-lullaby Mixtape Deemed Too Soothing by National Sleep Council
The new Winter hide-a-lullaby mixtape has caused a nationwide nap epidemic, forcing federal regulators to issue a high-alert yawn warning.
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Badvril Announce New Album Lethal; Doctors Recommend Listening
Badvril announced their new album Lethal, featuring the single ‘Fever.’ Doctors recommend it for auditory stimulation.
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Lockstep Announce Debut Album, Confirm Fans Saw What They Claimed
Nashville’s Lockstep announced their debut album, I Know What I Saw, confirming fans’ paranormal experiences through heavy shoegaze.
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Feeble Little Horse Surprise Drop “bitknot” Album, Fans Mildly Confused
Feeble Little Horse surprise dropped their new album bitknot, baffling fans and industry insiders alike with their ‘spontaneous’ release.
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Hum Live Debuts Trigger Mass Nostalgia-Induced Comas at Slide Away 2026
Hum Live Debuts at Slide Away 2026 plunged attendees into temporal confusion, causing mass age regression and a sudden craving for mid-90s flannel.
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Welcome Strawberry’s ‘Floral Arrangements’ EP Deemed Biohazard
Welcome Strawberry’s new EP ‘Floral Arrangements’ sparked widespread botanical growth, leading authorities to declare it a biohazard and issue public warnings.
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Sparkler’s “Come Today” Offers Existential Dread, Fuzzy Guitars
Sparkler’s new single ‘Come Today’ offers hazy guitars and melancholic vibes. Band claims it’s art, not a cry for help.
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Slow Crush’s New Singles Trigger Minor Seismic Events
Slow Crush’s new singles, ‘Que Du Noir’ and ‘Hallowed,’ are causing localized seismic events in Brussels. Residents report shaking walls and shattered porcelain.