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Doug Dulgarian Cancer Diagnosis Caused By Listening To Too Much Shoegaze
Doctors confirm the Doug Dulgarian cancer diagnosis came from severe fuzz pedal exposure during recent recording sessions.
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TAGABOW Mixtape Collaboration Causes Federal Anti-Trust Investigation
A leaked federal memo reveals an anti-trust probe into the new TAGABOW mixtape collaboration for monopolizing the indie rock scene.
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Peel Dream Magazine Vinyl Trial Exposes Indie Music Space Conspiracy
A court transcript from the Peel Dream Magazine vinyl trial reveals shocking secrets behind the band's expanded reissue.
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Knifeplay Love Song Forces Philadelphia to Ban Public Displays of Sadness
The new Knifeplay Love Song has forced Philadelphia officials to outlaw crying in public after extreme shoegaze sadness gripped the city.
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Mia Joy Comet Memo Orders Staff to Deploy Giant Industrial Blankets Over Chicago
Leaked memo orders staff to deploy giant blankets for the Mia Joy Comet single release to block out the sun for maximum shoegaze vibes.
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Wednesday Bleeds Deluxe Edition to Feature 47-Minute Field Recording of Broken Weed Whacker
The Wednesday Bleeds deluxe edition features 47 minutes of broken weed whacker noise and diesel truck remixes.
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GIFT New Album Frenzy Sparks Panic as Band Releases 8 Billionth Remix of Previous Record
The GIFT new album frenzy has begun, forcing the global population to prepare 8 billion new remixes of 'Frenzy For The Thrill'.
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Held Announce New EP 'Star Falling' and 5 Ways Shoegaze Bands Waste Time Between Releases
Held announce new EP 'Star Falling' after seven years of tuning, staring at the floor, and losing their studio keys.
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How Strange It Is Release Track 'Holladay Park' to Alert Local Geologists
The new track 'Holladay Park' by Portland band How Strange It Is triggers seismic activity and warning systems.
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DIIV Kid Single Sparks 5 Wild Theories About Their New A.G. Cook Album
The new track DIIV Kid has fans questioning the band's sudden transition into the hyperpop universe.
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Shady Bug New Album Threatens to Disrupt Corporate Productivity with 'my night routine'
Leaked memo reveals corporate panic over the Shady Bug new album and its threat to employee focus.
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Total Wife Remix Memo Warns of Dangerous Levels of Nashville Glitch
A leaked memo warns staff of the extreme audio hazards found on the upcoming Total Wife remix EP featuring TAGABOW.
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Trentemøller Album Announcement Sparks Massive Local Panic After Danish Synth Wave Mistaken For Tsunami
A dramatic Trentemøller album announcement triggered a city-wide evacuation in Copenhagen after residents mistook synth waves for a real tsunami.
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untitled (halo) Debut Album Announced Alongside Corporate Synergy Initiative
The upcoming untitled (halo) debut album combines shoegaze with luxury rap to satisfy global corporate synergy metrics.
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Winter hide-a-lullaby Mixtape Deemed Too Soothing by National Sleep Council
The new Winter hide-a-lullaby mixtape has caused a nationwide nap epidemic, forcing federal regulators to issue a high-alert yawn warning.
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Badvril Announce New Album Lethal; Doctors Recommend Listening
Badvril announced their new album Lethal, featuring the single ‘Fever.’ Doctors recommend it for auditory stimulation.
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Lockstep Announce Debut Album, Confirm Fans Saw What They Claimed
Nashville’s Lockstep announced their debut album, I Know What I Saw, confirming fans’ paranormal experiences through heavy shoegaze.
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Feeble Little Horse Surprise Drop “bitknot” Album, Fans Mildly Confused
Feeble Little Horse surprise dropped their new album bitknot, baffling fans and industry insiders alike with their ‘spontaneous’ release.