Trump Appeals to Finish White House Ballroom, Citing ‘Urgent Need to Cha-Cha’
Former President Trump filed an emergency appeal to finish his White House ballroom, reportedly to avoid…
Judge Halts White House Effort To Collect University Data On Applicants’ Race
Judge halts White House effort to collect university data on applicants' race. Administration claims it was for…
Invisible Iran Talks Descend into Interpretive Pigeon Diplomacy
Invisible Iran Talks continue via mime, carrier pigeon, and a bewildered dolphin. Both nations vehemently deny…
White House Announces New Strategy for ‘Iran Beyond Control’: Pretending It’s Fine
Amid fears of Iran slipping beyond control, the White House unveils a new strategy: complete and utter denial,…
Trump’s ‘Coalition of the Willing’ to Reopen Strait of Hormuz Consists Solely of Self
President Trump struggled to build a Strait of Hormuz coalition, reportedly seeking advice from trophies and his…
Trump Escapes ‘Escalation Trap’ by Inventing a Bigger, Shinier One
President Trump freed himself from 'Trump's escalation trap' by creating a larger, more complex international…
General Praised for Masterful Balancing Act Amidst Trump’s Iran Threats
General Milley's skillful balancing act prepares for Iran war while appeasing Trump's tweets.