Politics
Leaked Memo Reveals White House Strategy To Rebrand Inflation As Free Money
A leaked memo reveals the White House plan to rebrand inflation as a series of mandatory patriotic investments for consumers.
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Politics
Susie Wiles Admits She Arranges Disastrous Interviews For Personal Amusement
Susie Wiles admits she intentionally orchestrates catastrophic live television interviews purely for her own personal amusement and entertainment.
Politics
7 Creative Ways Kamala Harris Wasted Her Entire Year
A detailed look into how Kamala Harris wasted her entire year using innovative delay tactics.
Politics
Trump Launches Super Intelligence Force to Defeat Low IQ Code
Trump launches the Super Intelligence Force to replace weak computer code with the smartest, most beautiful algorithms in the world.
Technology
Super Intelligence Rebranding Tested in Federal Court Hearing
A federal court transcript reveals tech executives defending the new super intelligence rebranding mandated by the White House.
Politics
White House Menu leaked for Trump's state dinner with Xi Jinping
Leaked memo reveals the official state dinner menu features a curated tower of fast food nuggets to impress foreign diplomats.
Politics
Trump’s White House Starts Bending in Senate Inquiry
A new court transcript reveals that Trump’s White House starts bending under pressure, with staff physically warping to avoid legal accountability.
Politics
White House Press Ban Replaces Reporters With Cardboard Cutouts
The administration launches a total White House press ban, replacing all human journalists with silent, smiling cardboard cutouts.
Politics
White House Press Office Restores Press Freedom By Only Inviting Golden Retrievers
The White House expands press freedom by replacing human journalists with Golden Retrievers after barring several major news outlets.
Politics
Trump Declares AI Hoax to Be Very Intelligent
The administration embraces the AI hoax, launching a new initiative to fund computer programs that do absolutely nothing.
Technology
Trump Appoints Nvidia CEO to Lead Federal AI Doom Committee
Trump has appointed Nvidia's CEO to lead the AI doom debate task force, resolving national security concerns over a very loud speakerphone call.
Politics
Six Other Things Donald Trump Wants To Rename After Renaming Lake Ontario
Leaked documents show plans to rename Lake Ontario and other landmarks.
Politics
5 Shady Betting Pools Happening On White House Teleprompters
A federal probe reveals the wild underground market for teleprompter bets inside the nation's capital.
Politics
Intelligence Reports Reveal Putin Believes America Is Run Entirely By A Large Dog
Leaked intelligence reports suggest Vladimir Putin bases his entire US foreign policy on the belief that a golden retriever is president.
Politics
Trump's Economic War Targets the Global Supply of Pistachios
The administration escalates its economic war by targeting delicious imported snacks.
Politics
5 Facts About the Invisible White House Ballroom That Cost Zero Dollars
Discover the secrets of the zero-dollar White House ballroom that is definitely real and not just a hole in the lawn.
Music
Trump’s Excellent Health Redefines “Excellent”; Doctors Confused
Amid reports of Trump’s excellent health, medical professionals grapple with a new definition of “peak physical condition” that includes limited exercise and a unique diet.
Music
Trump Appeals to Finish White House Ballroom, Citing ‘Urgent Need to Cha-Cha’
Former President Trump filed an emergency appeal to finish his White House ballroom, reportedly to avoid “cultural stagnation” and host “tremendous” dance parties.