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Kid Rock Eminem Collaboration Proves Friendship Can Survive Anything
The new Kid Rock Eminem collaboration aims to heal a divided nation through the power of aggressive rap-rock duets.
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Product Recall Issued for 2026 Upcoming Albums Due to Temporal Hazard
Regulators issue an immediate safety recall for all 2026 upcoming albums due to severe temporal displacement hazards.
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Carly Rae Jepsen 2027 Tour Promises Non-Stop 24-Hour Concerts
The Carly Rae Jepsen 2027 tour will feature nonstop 24-hour performances to support her new double album.
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The 5 Best Songs of the Week Memo Leaks From Indie Blog HQ
A leaked memo details the terrifying corporate science behind choosing The 5 Best Songs of the Week.
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Ryan Hemsworth Never Learned Song Used to Laundering Canadian Indie Royalty Money
A court transcript reveals how the Ryan Hemsworth Never Learned single allegedly laundered Canadian indie music grants through complex shell accounts.
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Stray Kids Grammy Boycott Forces Recording Academy to Listen to Music
The Stray Kids Grammy boycott leaves voters panicked as they are forced to actually listen to submissions.
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Gripper Debut Album Announced Alongside Corporate Synergy Initiative
The Gripper debut album has been officially announced. Read the corporate press release detailing this historic garage-punk partnership.
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Dave Grohl Joins AC/DC Memo Exposes Scheme For Global Rock Domination
Leaked internal memo reveals the truth behind why Dave Grohl Joins AC/DC on stage in New Jersey.
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Troye Sivan Joins Charli XCX to Unleash 5 New Biohazards Upon Austin
When Troye Sivan joins Charli XCX at ACL, the resulting pop energy triggers a major biological hazard and a sovereign dance state.
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Mike Patton Mondo Cane Tour Recruits Local Mariachi To Scream At Audience
The Mike Patton Mondo Cane tour hit Mexico City, but the local mariachi band was only allowed to scream.
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Zach Bryan Gillette Stadium Show Recalled Due to Unsanctioned T-Shirt Hazard
A formal federal safety recall has been issued for the Zach Bryan Gillette Stadium concert due to an unsanctioned political t-shirt hazard.
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Rancid Box Set to Include Authentic 1995 Berkeley Gutter Water
The upcoming Rancid box set for '...And Out Come the Wolves' will feature a sealed vial of authentic 1995 Berkeley gutter water.
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Way Dynamic Is Letting It Flow and causing severe local flooding
Way Dynamic is letting it flow so intensely that local authorities have issued a severe flash flood warning for Melbourne after vibes turn liquid.
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Silver Jews Cover Cited As Crucial Evidence In Indie Rock Antitrust Trial
A federal court examined a new Silver Jews cover by King Hüsky as key evidence of a massive indie rock price-fixing conspiracy.
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Shane Parish Dental Work Funding Effort Launches Globally
The Shane Parish Dental Work campaign launches to fund the guitarist's urgent root canal through complex avant-garde acoustic music.
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Alex Lahey Garage Sale EP Features Real Lawn Mowers and Old Golf Clubs
The new Alex Lahey Garage Sale EP is literally just rusted lawn equipment and old golf clubs shipped directly to confused indie rock fans.
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Droneflower Side Projects Probed in Federal Payola Investigation
Federal prosecutors grill an industry expert over the hypnotic power of Droneflower side projects and their ties to the underground.
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Rolling Stones Bonus Track Features Charlie Watts Drumming From Beyond The Grave Via Ouija Board
The new Rolling Stones bonus track features drumming from the late Charlie Watts, recorded entirely via a MIDI-enabled Ouija board.