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Robert Kraft Macklemore Beef Exposed in 5 Shocking Congressional Findings
A new congressional probe into the Robert Kraft Macklemore beef reveals shocking details about the NFL owner's influence on pop music.
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Aesop Rock Joint Album Recalled by Consumer Product Safety Commission
Regulators issue a safety warning on the new Aesop Rock joint album due to hazardous syllable density and acute nostalgia.
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Anxious "Secret Weapon" Memo Details Plans to Control Connecticut Emo Listeners
A leaked corporate memo reveals the tactical plans behind the new Anxious "Secret Weapon" single and its psychological effects.
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Billboard Style Dropped Track Causes Massive National Balance Issues
The new Billboard Style Dropped single is so quiet and delicate that listeners are literally losing their balance and falling over.
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Billiam Fang The Sniper Album Recalled Due To Excessive Catchiness
Regulators issued a safety recall for the Billiam Fang The Sniper album after three advance tracks registered hazardous levels of pop-punk energy.
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Prince Royce Protests Bachata Snub by Replacing Latin Grammy Trophies With Giant Pineapples
Prince Royce protests bachata snub by swapping Latin Grammy awards for pineapples after the genre was left out of its own category.
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In Tha Fest Cancellation Recalled by Federal Music Bureau Over Lack of Drama
Regulators issue a formal recall on the In Tha Fest cancellation at Market Hotel, citing a severe lack of public internet drama.
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A Good Day Lawsuit Reveals Rappers Legally Bound as Stepbrothers
Court documents reveal the track A Good Day by Anderson .Paak and Cordae was the result of a legally binding, state-sanctioned step-brotherhood.
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KISS Box Set Recalled After Rare Tracks Cause Structural Damage to Homes
A federal recall targets the new KISS Box Set after regulators discover that 100 rare tracks can collapse residential drywall.
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Drake FOMO Video Entered as State Evidence in Music Industry Racketeering Trial
The Drake FOMO video has been entered as evidence in a federal racketeering trial, with experts claiming the clip contains coded financial signals.
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Wednesday Deluxe Tracklist Recalled Globally After Causing Severe Emotional Whiplash
Regulators issue a global recall on the Wednesday deluxe tracklist due to extreme emotional hazards found in the new Kenneth Blume single.
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Latin Airplay Charts Break Down Under Weight of Absurdly Happy Colombia Collab
A massive new collab conquers the Latin Airplay charts, causing widespread outbreaks of spontaneous dancing and municipal panic.
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Fish Narc Big Dumb World Release Sparks Panic Among Acoustic Guitar Owners
The new fish narc Big Dumb World single is forcing former SoundCloud rappers to learn how to tune actual guitars.
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5 Facts About the Nipsey Hussle Unreleased LA Theme Song Featured on FX
Discover the bizarre truth behind the Nipsey Hussle unreleased LA theme song featured on the new FX Snowfall spin-off series.
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Bob Dylan Box Set Features 400 Discs of Heavy Breathing and Tuning
The new Bob Dylan box set features 39 discs of music and 361 discs of tuning, coughing, and stage sweeping.
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KPop Demon Hunters Soundtrack Recalled Nationally for Portal Risks
The government recalled the KPop Demon Hunters soundtrack today. Regulators warn the hit album may open literal portals in your living room.
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Wednesday Bleeds Deluxe Edition to Feature 47-Minute Field Recording of Broken Weed Whacker
The Wednesday Bleeds deluxe edition features 47 minutes of broken weed whacker noise and diesel truck remixes.
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GIFT New Album Frenzy Sparks Panic as Band Releases 8 Billionth Remix of Previous Record
The GIFT new album frenzy has begun, forcing the global population to prepare 8 billion new remixes of 'Frenzy For The Thrill'.