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Brew Ha Ha Punk Festival Rebrands to Win Back Anarchists
Organizers detail the first Brew Ha Ha punk festival since political backlash threatened to shut down the entire operation.
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Curly Castro Track Recalled After Massive Guest List Causes Structural Collapse
Regulators issued an emergency recall for the new Curly Castro track after the massive guest list caused structural damage to streaming platforms.
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Rosé New Trick Lawsuit Exposes Dark K-Pop Magic Tricks in Court
Leaked court transcripts reveal the bizarre training methods behind the new single Rosé new trick.
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Skepta Innocent Smile Recall Issued After Song Causes Sudden Two-Step Injuries
A formal safety recall has been issued for the Skepta Innocent Smile single due to extreme physical dance floor hazards.
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Julia Cumming Song Triggers Nationwide Wave of Moms Saying 'About Time'
The new Julia Cumming song has prompted millions of mothers nationwide to text their adult children to say 'about time.'
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Fontaines D.C. Rosalía Collab Recalled Due To Severe Accent Clash Hazards
Regulators issue emergency recall on the Fontaines D.C. Rosalía collab due to severe phonetic whiplash and accent clash hazards.
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Interscope Memo Demands Carly Rae Jepsen Double Album Intervention
A leaked Interscope memo reveals staff panic over the massive Carly Rae Jepsen double album and its impact on global attention spans.
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Hemlocke Springs Gloria Release Forces DMV to Mandate Synth-Pop Eye Protection
The new hemlocke springs gloria single has forced government officials to issue a mandatory synth-pop eye-protection warning.
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Carly Rae Jepsen Versailles Budget Threatens to Bankrupt Interscope Records
A leaked memo shows the Carly Rae Jepsen Versailles music video budget is spinning wildly out of control.
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Spotify Fresh Finds Forward Initiative Swaps Royalties for 12 Months of Unheated Studio Time
The Spotify Fresh Finds Forward initiative replaces indie artist royalties with 12 months of unheated studio time and zero cash.
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Drake FOMO Short Film Played in Federal Court as Cruel and Unusual Punishment
The Drake FOMO short film was submitted as evidence in a federal court case regarding psychological warfare in music videos.
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Rosalía LUX Tour Ends With Ayo Edebiri Admitting She Is Actually Just 12 Spanish Raccoons
The epic Rosalía LUX Tour ended with a shocking confession from Ayo Edebiri that stunned Miami fans.
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Mildred Bird Laugh Trend Causes Local Crows to Unionize
The Mildred Bird Laugh trend has caused Bay Area crows to file a massive copyright strike against the Oakland alt-country band.
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5 Ways Dummy Fans Can Prepare for the New Dummy Tracks
Get ready for the new Dummy tracks 'April Limousine' and 'Alluvial Fan' with this helpful survival guide.
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GTA VI Soundtrack Leak Reveals Absurd In-Game Activities Required To Unlock New Songs
The leaked GTA VI soundtrack details show players must complete absurd, tedious chores to unlock new songs.
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1tbsp Single Exposed as Secret CIA Hypnosis Tool in Federal Court Trial
A federal court transcript reveals the new 1tbsp single 'Wish You Luck' is actually a highly advanced mind-control device.
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Chappell Roan Sesame Parody Sparks Brutal Copyright Lawsuit
A federal court transcript reveals the dark financial secrets behind the Chappell Roan Sesame parody 'Got to Go.'
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Robert Kraft Macklemore Beef Exposed in 5 Shocking Congressional Findings
A new congressional probe into the Robert Kraft Macklemore beef reveals shocking details about the NFL owner's influence on pop music.