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Clutter Announce Debut Album Sugar Rush, Band Confirms It Exists
Stockholm band Clutter announced their debut album, Sugar Rush. The band confirmed it exists and contains songs.
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Converge Announce Saddest Day 2026 Lineup To Maximize Regional Melancholy
Converge’s Saddest Day 2026 festival lineup aims for maximum regional melancholy with acts like Chat Pile and Cave In.
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Squirrel Flower Announces ‘Say A Prayer To The Gods Of Getting Going,’ Hopes Someone Hears
Squirrel Flower’s new album, ‘Say A Prayer To The Gods Of Getting Going,’ features ‘Reelin” and a plea for divine motivation. Will it help anyone get going?
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Grammy Category Expansion Ensures Every Artist Wins a Trophy
The Recording Academy announced a massive Grammy category expansion, adding 37 new awards. These range from ‘Best R&B Collaboration’ to ‘Most Enthusiastic Kazoo Solo,’ ensuring every artist gets a tro
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Nettspend and OsamaSon Announce Joint Project, ‘NXO’
Nettspend and OsamaSon tease ‘NXO’ album. Fans brace for sonic chaos, speculate on joint tour. A true digital rap event.
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Olivia Rodrigo Admits Yacht Rock Is Not Her Vibe
Olivia Rodrigo revealed she doesn’t like yacht rock. She prefers ’80s new wave sadness’ instead. This admission surprised fans.
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Sha Ray, DJ Haram Drop 'Critical Thot' Album, Confirm Thotting Is Critical
Sha Ray and DJ Haram’s new album ‘Critical Thot’ is out now. Critics are baffled by its profound analysis of thot culture.
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Artist Drops Quavo Lawsuit Over Ferrari Sculpture, Cites Creative Differences
Artist Daniel Arsham dropped lawsuit against Quavo over Ferrari sculpture use. Claimed rapper unlocked art’s true potential. Sculpture reportedly felt understood.
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Taylor Swift’s ‘I Knew It, I Knew You’ Hits No. 1 Amidst Existential Crisis
Taylor Swift’s ‘I Knew It, I Knew You’ hits No. 1. Fans say they ‘knew it’ would happen, sparking debate on psychic abilities vs. marketing genius.
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Cold Court’s Final Single ‘Cola’ Leaves Listeners Thirsty for More
Cold Court’s final single, ‘Cola,’ offers shredded piano and Justice-like synths, leaving fans thirsty for more from the breakup-bound band.
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Madonna, Sabrina Carpenter Crowned ‘Queens of the Nightclub’ in New Video
Madonna and Sabrina Carpenter are the ‘Queens of the Nightclub’ in a new video. A holographic Carol Channing officiates.
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Julia Jacklin’s New Album ‘The Gem’ Promises A Rock Bottom
Julia Jacklin announces ‘The Gem,’ an album poised to deliver maximum emotional devastation. Fans prepare for cathartic sadness.
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Mike D Performs Two Beastie Boys Songs On Jools Holland
Mike D performed Beastie Boys hits with his sons on Jools Holland, continuing their viral family musical sensation.
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‘Michael’ Tops ‘Bohemian Rhapsody’ as Top-Grossing Music Biopic Worldwide
The Michael Jackson biopic ‘Michael’ has become the top-grossing music biopic ever, surpassing ‘Bohemian Rhapsody’.
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Alicia Keys and Nas Perform ‘Empire State of Mind’ For Knicks Championship
Alicia Keys and Nas performed ‘Empire State of Mind’ at Tribeca Fest after Knicks win. The song celebrated New York’s victory.
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Slow Pulp Announces Melodie, Proving Music Still Exists
Slow Pulp’s new album “Melodie” is out Sept. 18. It features real songs and confirms music still exists. Fall tour dates announced.
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Madonna’s ‘Bizarre’ Song Debuts at Martin Garrix Show
Madonna’s new song ‘Bizarre’ debuted at a Martin Garrix EDM show, confusing fans expecting pop classics.
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Bruce Springsteen Accepts Social Justice Award, Apologizes To Bono
Bruce Springsteen accepted a social justice award. He then apologized to Bono for lyrical similarities. The Boss felt he ‘borrowed too much’ from U2.