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Taylor Swift Lands Role As Live-Action Bo Peep In Surprise ‘Toy Story 5’ Cameo
Taylor Swift surprises ‘Toy Story 5’ premiere with a song as Bo Peep. A rare performance! Is she voicing the character?
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Slow Pulp Announce New Album Melodie, Confirm Existential Dread Remains
Slow Pulp’s new album Melodie drops this fall. Lead single ‘Better Man’ confirms the band is sticking to its signature sound. Existential dread is back on the menu.
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Bonobo Announces New Album ‘Distance In Static’ To Confuse Listeners
Bonobo announces his new album ‘Distance In Static,’ exploring sonic void and listener distance. Features Arooj Aftab, Nilüfer Yanya.
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Slow Pulp New Album ‘Melodie’ Inspires Existential Dread In Listeners
Slow Pulp’s new album ‘Melodie’ is making listeners question everything. The band’s latest release is a masterclass in sonic ennui.
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Marci Announces Mask Lady And Late Night Girl, Promises Existential Dread
Marci announces her new album ‘Mask Lady And Late Night Girl,’ featuring the single ‘Butterfly Sticker.’ The album promises existential themes.
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Rush’s Fifty Something Tour 2026 Setlist Sparks Existential Crisis
Rush’s Fifty Something Tour 2026 Setlist causes existential dread with surprising deep cuts and extended drum solos.
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Cara Delevingne Finally Releases Music After Decades Of Not Releasing Music
Cara Delevingne released her deeply personal music, waiting years to share her sound after struggles with sobriety.
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A$AP Rocky’s Chaotic Arena Spectacle Mostly Worth The Wait, Mostly
A$AP Rocky’s chaotic arena spectacle mostly worth the wait saw fans playing duck duck goose and napping for hours.
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Alexis Taylor & Mike Simonetti’s ‘I See A Darkness’ Plunges World Into Literal Gloom
Alexis Taylor & Mike Simonetti’s “I See A Darkness” cover track has mysteriously caused global power outages and literal darkness, baffling scientists.
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Nick Hakim Announces New Album ‘I Can See,’ Prompting Global Optometrist Layoffs
Nick Hakim announces new album ‘I Can See,’ prompting global clarity. Listeners gain perfect 20/20 vision, devastating the optometrist industry.
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No Fake Angine de Poitrine Touring Russia, Says Band’s AI Spokesperson
A digital spokesperson confirms there is no fake Angine de Poitrine touring Russia; the actual band remains trapped in a sentient toaster.
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Doomed! Album Release Triggers Widespread Premonitions of Mild Inconvenience
The Doomed! album release by Open Mike Eagle and Kenny Segal has led to global mild existential dread and an inability to finish simple tasks.
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Shearwater’s ‘Slugs In The Marigolds’ Inspires Existential Dread
Shearwater’s new song ‘Slugs In The Marigolds’ explores existential themes with a sax. Fans are confused. Is it art?
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Any Young Mechanic’s ‘Modern Shoe’ Drops, Promises Flights of European Fancy
Any Young Mechanic’s new album promises flight. Listeners report feeling like they can fly, inspiring awe and minor structural damage.
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Ty Segall Announces New Album Chrome, Immediately Regrets It
Ty Segall drops new album Chrome & EP Love Fuzzz. Fans brace for relentless riffs and potential market saturation.
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Elanor Moss’s ‘The Knife, The Needle’ Promises Painful Musical Journeys
Elanor Moss’s debut album ‘The Knife, The Needle’ is coming soon, featuring the single ‘Sarah Waiting In The Car.’
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Penelope Isles Announce New Album 3: Thinking Seat Is Where Thoughts Go
Penelope Isles announced new album 3 and single “Thinking Seat” after solo projects and surfing. Band says they remembered they had a band.
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SEVENTEEN Sub-Unit V8 To Release ‘Wasted Youth’ EP Produced By Pharrell
SEVENTEEN sub-unit V8’s ‘Wasted Youth’ EP, produced by Pharrell, explores regret. Release date set for June 29.