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Campaign Strategy memo recommends more sinking plane crashes for Wisconsin GOP candidates
Leaked internal memo recommends sinking plane campaign strategies to boost voter engagement for Wisconsin candidates.
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Product Recall: State Of North Carolina Deemed Hazardous For Republican Campaigning
Regulators issue an urgent recall for North Carolina due to a severe North Carolina problem that causes immediate GOP campaign failure.
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Feds Issue Recall Notice On $5,000 Trump Dividend Over High Explosion Risk
Regulators issue a safety recall for the $5,000 Trump dividend, warning the unfunded checks may spontaneously combust under basic math.
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Finland Election Aftermath: 5 Ways Sanna Marin Plans To Party Now
Following the Finland election, outgoing Prime Minister Sanna Marin prepares for her next chapter with a massive celebration plan.
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Beijing Fight Back Protocol Unleashes Global Sadness Initiative
China launches its Beijing fight back protocol, replacing military threats with intense, state-sponsored emotional exhaustion.
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Iran War Ending Soon Internal Memo Leaks From Trump Campaign
Leaked memo reveals plans for the Iran war ending soon after midterms, syncing military action with ballot box results.
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5 Features of the Confusing New House Map in Missouri
Voters are completely lost after state officials released a confusing new house map in Missouri that defies the laws of physics.
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Leaked Reform UK Memo Details Plan To Convert Mega-Donation Into Dogecoin
A leaked Reform UK memo reveals plans to convert their £36 million mega-donation into volatile dogecoin.
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Trump Irish Visit Recalled Over Extreme Noise Vibrations
Regulators issue an urgent safety recall for the Trump Irish visit due to severe structural hazards and excessive noise vibrations.
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Swedish Election Prep Directs Ikea Store Managers To Build Coalition Desks
A leaked corporate memo reveals Swedish election leaders are using flat-pack furniture tactics to assemble a new coalition government.
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Declassified Intelligence Warnings Reveal Government Knew Planes Are Heavy
Declassified intelligence warnings show officials were briefed that giant metal planes are heavy and require forward motion to stay in the air.
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Sweden's Election Guidelines Leaked to NATO High Command
Leaked NATO memo reveals strict compliance guidelines for Sweden's election, threatening white noise if voters get too loud.
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5 Rules of Engagement for the Modi and Xi Meeting
Global leaders establish strict rules for the Modi and Xi meeting to prevent accidental friendship and maintain proper geopolitical tension.
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Pentagon PR Chiefs Draft Special Script For Donald Trump 25th Anniversary Address
Leaked Pentagon memo reveals the extreme protocols designed for the Donald Trump 25th anniversary address to keep him on message.
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Disingenuous Mapping Rules Force Missouri Lawmakers To Use Real Math
Leaked memo reveals state lawmakers are struggling to cope with new disingenuous mapping rules that ban imaginary boundaries.
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Rhode Island Primary Meltdown Exposed in Shocking Court Testimony
A shocking court transcript reveals how political consultants manipulated the recent Rhode Island primary for fun and profit.
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Missouri Recalls Defiant 2022 Congressional Map Due To Choking Hazard
Federal regulators have issued a recall for the Missouri 2022 congressional map, citing severe choking hazards and jagged edges.
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How To Spend Your Obamacare Rebate Check In Style
Get ready to spend your Obamacare rebate with our official guide to the most absurd ways to blow your federal windfall.