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Fictional political satire inspired by real headlines. All quotes and events are entirely made up.

At the Shield of the Americas Summit, leaders unveiled a colossal cardboard barrier, hailed as impenetrable despite its flammability.

Dolores Fenwick · Mar 7

California Democrats face mounting anxiety as gubernatorial candidates refuse to drop out, leading party leaders to consider drastic measures.

Harold Mbeki-Strand · Mar 6

GOP Sen. Steve Daines’ withdrawal from the Senate race was meant to block Democrats from fielding a top-tier recruit, leaving them scrambling.

Priya Castellanos · Mar 6

Sanna Marin conceded election results and immediately launched a world DJ tour. The former Finnish PM plans to focus on music and social media fame.

Harold Mbeki-Strand · Mar 5

Black lawmakers found a new use for Rep. Jasmine Crockett: they decided to dump on Crockett, creating fertile ground for ‘electable’ candidates.

June Halloway · Mar 5