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Sweden's Prime Minister Steps Down To Become Professional IKEA Maze Designer
Sweden's prime minister steps down to pursue a new career designing confusing maze layouts for IKEA retail stores.
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Trump Threatens To Rip Down Kennedy Center If He Does Not Get Best Seat For Lion King
Trump threatens to rip down Kennedy Center if he does not receive the absolute best seats for the touring production of The Lion King.
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Iran War Lobbyist Accidentally Admits To Funding Both Sides In Leaked Court Transcript
A leaked court transcript reveals a defense lobbyist explaining why funding both sides of the Iran war makes perfect business sense.
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Former Kosovo President Sentenced to 25 Years of Group Project Leadership
Former Kosovo President Hashim Thaci faces the ultimate judicial nightmare: 25 years of managing corporate group projects without administrative support.
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Russian Election Snoozefest Prompts Government to Introduce Mandatory Espresso Breaks
To combat the historic Russian election snoozefest, Moscow introduces mandatory espresso breaks and techno music to keep voters awake.
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Trump Replaces Failed Mail Ballots Fight With Absurd New Election Rules
Donald Trump pivots to new tactics after his push to restrict mail ballots failed. Explore his campaign's strange new rules.
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Iran War Powers Resolution Recalled Due To Choking Hazard
Regulators issued a safety recall of the Iran war powers resolution after lawmakers reported severe choking hazards during votes.
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FBI Hiring Policy Now Welcomes Barnyard Enthusiasts under Kash Patel's Leadership
Kash Patel defends the new FBI hiring policy that removes bestiality as an automatic disqualifier for federal applicants.
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Bernie Sanders and Steve Bannon Launch AI Coalition of Polarized Men Who Shout
Bernie Sanders and Steve Bannon unite to demand major curbs on AI through the sheer power of shouting.
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Energy Truce Appointed To Head Of Imagination At Trump Organization
The legendary energy truce joins the Trump Organization to lead the new division of imaginary milestones and vibes-based diplomacy.
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Space weapons recalled after software update triggers lasers in space
The Department of Defense has issued a recall for all space weapons after a glitch caused orbital lasers to target clouds randomly.
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John Thune's AI Senate Bot Recalled After Developing Soul
Regulators issued a safety recall for John Thune's AI Senate Bot after the unit developed a soul and started showing signs of empathy.
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Mail Ballot Restrictions Blocked by Our Legal Team
Leaked internal memo reveals emergency contingency plans after the Supreme Court rejected mail ballot restrictions.
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Emergency Water Landing Declared Standard Aviation Procedure After Politician's Splash
A federal court hearing reveals that an emergency water landing is actually the aviation industry's preferred new cost-cutting measure.
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Sweden's Centre-Left Leads Election By Holding Tiny IKEA Screws Hostage
Sweden's centre-left coalition secures a narrow election lead by holding the nation's vital IKEA assembly screws hostage.
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Emergency Lake Landing Kit Recalled After Triggering Uncontrollable Sobbing in Wisconsin Politicians
Regulators recalled the emergency lake landing kit after it caused Wisconsin politicians to sob uncontrollably during press conferences.
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Malibu Trespasser Discovers VP Home is Just Cardboard Cutouts
A Malibu trespasser got a surprise when he breached the VP's home and found only two-dimensional cardboard cutouts.
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Sweden Recalls Far-Right Government Due To Immediate Choking Hazard
Sweden recalls its new far-right government after safety inspectors discover the administration poses an immediate choking hazard.