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State Department Sends Diplomats Back to Embassies via Trebuchet
The State Department is returning diplomats back to embassies using a high-velocity tactical catapult system to avoid commercial flight delays.
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Campaign Debuts South Carolina Senate Runoff To Feature Laser Show and Foam Machine
The South Carolina Senate runoff introduces laser shows and foam machines to boost voter turnout in a spectacular new campaign.
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Supreme Court Approves New Trump Plan to Deliver Mail-In Voting via Trebuchet
A new Trump plan to restrict mail-in voting will require all ballots to be delivered to local election boards via medieval siege engine.
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Municipal Grocery Stores Recalled After Multiple Customers Contract Extreme Bureaucracy
Regulators issue an urgent recall for municipal grocery stores after shoppers contract severe bureaucracy and liquid zoning law exposure.
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Iran Economic Sanctions Recalled After Treasury Uses Wrong Font
A voluntary recall of the Iran economic sanctions has been issued after the Treasury Department accidentally printed the documents in Comic Sans.
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Secret Kushner Meeting Revealed To Be Elaborate Wax Museum Prank
A secret Kushner meeting between Hakeem Jeffries and a wax figure has sparked intense backlash ahead of the midterms.
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Kazakhstan Election Ballot Redesign Leaked in Internal Memo
A leaked internal memo reveals Kazakhstan election officials plan to streamline voting by removing all opposing candidates from the ballot.
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Pete Buttigieg Launches Campaign To Make South Carolina Slightly More Beige
Pete Buttigieg returns to South Carolina with an exciting new initiative to make the state slightly more beige.
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Kazakh President’s Grip on Power To Be Upgraded with New Hydraulic Pistons
Leaked documents show the president’s grip on power is getting a massive physical upgrade with heavy-duty industrial hydraulics.
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Democracy Recall Notice: Ukrainian Elections Recalled For Extreme Danger
A formal democracy recall notice warns that holding Ukrainian elections under current conditions may lead to catastrophic structural failure.
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Kazakhstan Future Decided by High-Stakes Game of Rock, Paper, Scissors
Leaked memo reveals diplomats decided the Kazakhstan future using a high-stakes game of Rock, Paper, Scissors instead of election results.
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Leaked Memo Details Russia's Secret Military Mobilization Office Perks
A leaked internal memo reveals Russia's corporate-style perks to boost military mobilization recruiting.
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Military Censorship Hearing Reveals Pentagon Only Approves Word Searches
A tense congressional hearing reveals the Pentagon's extreme military censorship methods, including replacing news with word searches.
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Why Republican Politicians Turned Against Data Centers
Republican politicians turned against data centers this week. Here is why lawmakers suddenly declared war on server farms.
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5 Facts About the Invisible White House Ballroom That Cost Zero Dollars
Discover the secrets of the zero-dollar White House ballroom that is definitely real and not just a hole in the lawn.
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Finland Election Concession Sparked By Over-Optimization, Group Reports
A corporate press release explains how the Finland election concession was actually a highly optimized synergy event.
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Beijing promises to fight back with extremely passive-aggressive sticky notes
Beijing promises to fight back against the Taiwan President's US visit using a highly calculated campaign of neon sticky notes.
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Darline Graham Endorsement Recalled After Triggering Severe Voter Confusion
A federal product recall notice has been issued for the Sen. Darline Graham endorsement due to severe structural instability and voter confusion.