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Maine Senate Debate Moderated Entirely By Angry Seagulls
The first Maine Senate debate took a wild turn when a panel of angry seagulls took over the microphones.
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Israel Outsources Blame to Consulting Firm for Faster Bureaucracy
Israel outsources blame to consultants to streamline political finger-pointing and bureaucratic evasion.
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Democrats' Advantage Clear in Leaked Memo Outlining Plan to Relocate Kentucky
A leaked memo reveals that the Democrats' advantage is clear after plans surfaced to physically drag Kentucky thirty miles north.
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Red Dye Diesel Recalled After Turning Nation’s Minivans Into Megatrons
The EPA has issued an urgent recall for red dye diesel after the fuel caused commuter minivans to transform into hostile, sentient machines.
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Spain Snap Election Declared to Determine Who Owns This Specific Sofa
A sudden snap election in Spain aims to resolve a tense national crisis over a disputed living room sofa.
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FBI Arrests 5 Extremely Average Moms Suspected of Spying on Adult Sons
The FBI dismantled a massive domestic espionage ring of mothers accused of spying on adult sons to track their dental hygiene and laundry.
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Latino Voters Swing Away From GOP After Campaign Replaces All Tacos With Sad Cornstarch Slurry
A Senate hearing reveals a consulting firm caused the historic Latino voters swing by replacing campaign food with flavorless cornstarch slurry.
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Beijing promises to fight back with incredibly polite sternly worded emails
Beijing promises to fight back against diplomatic visits by upgrading to a premium Mailchimp account for passive-aggressive emails.
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Trump Launches Super Intelligence Force to Defeat Low IQ Code
Trump launches the Super Intelligence Force to replace weak computer code with the smartest, most beautiful algorithms in the world.
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Court Hearing Reveals Insane Details of California Billionaire Tax Loophole
A wild court transcript reveals how tech executives escape the California billionaire tax using 'emotional support corporations' and vibes.
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Brazil Election Polarisation Handled by Corporate Synergy Initiative
Leaked corporate memo reveals plans to monetize the Brazil election polarisation with targeted, highly caffeinated products.
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Brazil Campaign Lawyers Spar Over Magic Wand Used In Rallies
A court transcript reveals the shocking, magic-based tactics used in the high-stakes Brazil campaign.
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Finland's PM Lost Because She Banned All Minor Chords
Court transcripts reveal Finland's PM lost her reelection because she banned sad minor chords to force national happiness.
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Lukoil Asset Deal Simplifies Foreign Policy Into Liquid Crude
A new Lukoil asset deal successfully converts complex geopolitical tension into a simple, high-yield energy portfolio.
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Judge Blocks Big Bend Border Wall Until Coyotes Pay For It
A federal judge has halted the Big Bend border wall until local desert wildlife can establish proper credit to pay for the construction.
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Spain Recalls Government Housing Measures After Sudden Parliamentary Failure
A formal product recall notice for Spain's government housing measures following a catastrophic, 178-vote structural collapse in parliament.
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Trump Launches Midterms Campaign Blitz Inside Empty Kansas Grain Silo
Donald Trump kicks off his midterms campaign blitz in a completely empty grain silo to guarantee a highly agreeable audience.
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Campaign Stops That Are Even Deeper In Choctaw Nation Than Trump’s Rally
Donald Trump's Choctaw Nation rally is just the start. Check out these even more absurdly remote campaign stops planned for Oklahoma.