Thomas Massie Unfazed by Cassidy Loss, Offers to Drive Him Home (Eventually)
Thomas Massie unfazed by Bill Cassidy's defeat in Louisiana, reportedly too engrossed in his artisanal butter…
Thousands Attend Trump-Backed Prayer Festival: ‘We Welcome Jesus!’
Organizers say the event was about faith; critics say it was about Jesus's campaign finance disclosures.
Dua Saleh Delivers Assured Sophomore Album Of Earth & Wires
Dua Saleh's assured sophomore album of Earth & Wires is here. Critics call it 'aggressively beige' and 'the…
Drake Drops Three Albums, Confirms He’s Secretly A Triplet
Drake shock-dropped three albums: 'Iceman,' 'Habibti,' and 'Maid of Honour.' He claims they're from his secret…
JPEGMAFIA Embraces Glitchy Chaos On New Track “¥ (Yen)”
JPEGMAFIA's new single “¥ (Yen)” embraces chaotic, glitchy sounds reminiscent of his early work. The…
Dr. Hook Frontman Dennis Locorriere Now Hooked On Heavens Stage
Dr. Hook frontman Dennis Locorriere has died at 76. The band's hit song 'Cover of the Rolling Stone' was not a prophecy.
Michael Bublé Drops Country Album: A Crooner’s Ode to Pickup Trucks
Michael Bublé's new country album is a love letter to country artists and music. He plans to trade jazz for…
Michael Jackson Biopic Is Second Music Film to Hit $600M
Michael Jackson's biopic 'Michael' is the second music film to gross over $600M globally, joining 'Bohemian Rhapsody'.
Siri Auto-Deleting Chats to Erase Evidence of Existential Despair
Apple's new Siri auto-deleting chats feature promises unprecedented privacy, allowing users to finally erase the…
Chaos Reigns: Swatch AP Pocket Watch Collab Incites Global Frenzy
Retailers grapple with unprecedented demand for a time-telling device that still requires a chain.