Accept Unleashes *Teutonic Titans 1976-2026* with Unprecedented 50 Guests
German heavy metal veterans Accept announced *Teutonic Titans 1976-2026*, a remakes album featuring 50 guest musicians.
Paragon Ignores Italian Spyware Probe, Cites ‘Very Busy Being A Spyware Company’
Paragon, a spyware maker, is reportedly not cooperating with Italian authorities probing spyware attacks, citing…
Alex G Shares Headlights Outtake; Fans Ask “Which Headlights?”
Alex G's new outtake "Good Green Friend" from Headlights sparks fan confusion over car lights.
Metallica Prepares Fully Loaded ‘ReLoad’ Box Set To Rehash Old Riffs
Metallica's fully loaded ‘ReLoad’ box set reissue drops this summer, offering more of the same. It's a trip down…
TURNSPIT’s ‘Do I Know You?’ Single Sparks Widespread Existential Crisis
TURNSPIT's new single 'Do I Know You?' has caused widespread amnesia. Listeners are forgetting basic facts about…
Ariana Grande’s New Album ‘petal’ to Feature Only Sounds of Her Own Exhalations
Ariana Grande's new album 'petal' features only her exhalations. Fans are calling it 'revolutionary' and…
Megan Thee Stallion Cuts ‘Moulin Rouge!’ Run Short, Cites Urgent Need for New Boot Collection
Megan Thee Stallion is leaving Broadway's 'Moulin Rouge!' early to focus on her boot empire. Fans are supportive.
Lady Gaga and Doechii Turn Dancefloor into Actual Runway
Lady Gaga and Doechii's new music video for 'Devil Wears Prada 2' features a dancefloor transformed into an…
Taylor Swift Trademarks Voice, Image Amid Deepfake Panic
Taylor Swift trademarks voice and image amid AI deepfake fears. She protects her name and likeness from…
OpenAI Phone Promises AI Agents Will Replace All Your Annoying Apps
OpenAI's rumored phone will replace apps with AI agents, promising seamless interaction and existential convenience.