Technology
Hugging Face CEO Demands Reshoots For Netflix Doc To Show AI Is Just Cute Lil Guy
The Hugging Face CEO warns that the new Netflix AI doc is inaccurate and ignores how sweet the software actually is.
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Music
7 Things to Expect From the Anuel AA Corridos Album Announcement
Here is everything you need to know about the new Anuel AA corridos album announcement and double release.
Technology
Xbox Game Pass Adds À La Carte Option To Pay For Just The Main Menu
Microsoft announces an à la carte Xbox Game Pass tier that charges players $8 a month to sit on the main menu.
Music
Latin Music Domination Forces Non-Spanish Speakers to Fake Knowing All the Lyrics
Industry leaders celebrate Latin music domination as millions of global fans continue confidently shouting fake Spanish lyrics.
Politics
Beijing Fight Back Strategy Includes Aggressive Silent Treatment For US
The new Beijing fight back plan relies heavily on sighing loudly and leaving US diplomats on read.
Music
Cardi B Tiny Desk Set Entered Into Evidence as Weapon of Mass Destruction
A federal court marked the Cardi B Tiny Desk set as evidence after her backing band accelerated past safe legal limits.
Technology
Motorola's iPhone Duo Competitor Leak Revealed In Brutal Courtroom Testimony
Courtroom testimony surrounding the Motorola's iPhone Duo competitor leak reveals why tech companies build identical foldable phones nobody asked for.
Music
Latin Airplay Label Scandal Exposed in Federal Court Transcript
A court transcript exposes the Latin Airplay Label award presented by Ozuna as a massive industry payola scandal.
World
European Protests Traced Back to Single Mildly Inconvenient Bureaucratic Form
Investigators found that recent European protests were caused entirely by an overly complex 12-page government tax form.
Music
Publisher of the Year Award Accepted by JOP in Full Tactical Armor
JOP accepts the Publisher of the Year Award for Street Mob Records while enforcing absurd new music publishing rules.
Politics
Feds Accuse Local Squirrels Of Mass Voter Fraud In California Sweep
Federal prosecutors allege local squirrels committed mass voter fraud across California to pass park funding measures.
Music
Swae Lee Announces 2027 Australian Tour After Forgetting Time Zones Exist
Swae Lee announced his massive Swae Lee Australian tour for 2027 after completely misunderstanding how time zones work.
Business
6 Perks Included In The New Walmart Membership Bundle
Discover the absurd benefits of the new Walmart membership bundle, from bulk mayo privileges to total town takeover.
Politics
GOP Memo Warns Politicians To Stop Claiming Jesus Is A Republican
A leaked internal memo advises politicians claiming Jesus to stop asserting the Messiah belongs to a single political party.
Technology
Anthropic Secures $45 Billion Cloud Deal to Run Single Excel Macro
Nscale and Anthropic signed a $45 billion cloud deal to supply enough computing power to run a single complex Excel macro.
Music
7 Ways Double P Records Won Top Regional Mexican Label
Discover how Double P Records dominated the industry to win the Top Regional Mexican Label award at the 2026 Power Players summit.
Technology
Leaked Memo Reveals SpaceX Stock Giveaway Requires Five Hours Of Daily Chores
A leaked memo outlines strict daily chores required for children to claim their SpaceX stock giveaway.
Politics
Capitol Police Standardize Mailroom Procedures After White Powder Envelopes Declared Official Office Flour
Capitol Hill officials respond to white powder envelopes by rebranding the substances as official workplace sourdough flour.