Nirvana Song To Play In Anime About Guy She Liked Not Being A Guy
Nirvana's 'Breed' will be the theme song for 'The Guy She Was Interested In Wasn't A Guy At All' anime. Dave…
Beyoncé’s “Morning Dew (Donk)” Spurs Mass Gluteal Contraction
Beyoncé's new track "Morning Dew (Donk)" has triggered an unexpected wave of involuntary bodily movements worldwide.
McCartney Dusts Off “I Want To Hold Your Hand” for Swift-Kelce Nuptials
Sir Paul McCartney played 'I Want To Hold Your Hand' at Taylor Swift & Travis Kelce's wedding. He reportedly…
Zach Bryan Unveils ‘Donatable Organs’ EP, Fans Prepare for Medical Procedures
Zach Bryan's new 'Donatable Organs' EP has fans buzzing, not just about the music. Many are now considering…
Gorillaz’ Roskilde Set Cut Short for Lullaby Prep, Sparking Acidic Outrage
Gorillaz' Roskilde set cut short to prepare for a "Sensory Soothing Lullaby Hour," drawing harsh criticism from…
Dinosaur Jr. Return, Baffling Paleontologists Worldwide
Dinosaur Jr. Return with new album and tour. Paleontologists worldwide are reportedly baffled, mistaking the…
England World Cup Preparation Involves Extensive Cloud-Based Training
England World Cup preparation for Mexico involved players training in VR while lying down. Coach Tuchel touted…
Pope’s July 4 Visit Declared Universal Holiday by Enthusiastic Public
Pope's July 4 visit to the US ambassador unintentionally sparks global celebration. Vatican tries to clarify…
“The 5 Best Songs Of The Week” Declared, Humanity’s Opinions Obsolete
"The 5 Best Songs Of The Week" have been objectively determined by an AI and experts, rendering human opinions…
Folk Star Noah Kahan Celebrates Furries At Pittsburgh Show with Unexpected Enthusiasm
The 'Stick Season' singer embraced anthropomorphic fandom, leaving many fans questioning their flannel.