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Apple Anti-Theft System Accidentally Traps Store Manager Inside Sealed Box
A court transcript reveals how the new Apple anti-theft system accidentally sealed a store manager inside an unopened shipping box.
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Foldable iPhone Hearing Reveals Apple Designed Hinge To Snap On Purpose
Court testimony reveals Apple designed the new foldable iPhone to snap its own hinge and shatter its screen after 18 months of regular use.
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How Long Does The New Siri AI Take To Activate on iOS 27?
Wondering how long does the new Siri AI take to activate on iOS 27? We break down the emotional stages of Apple's latest software update.
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Apple iOS 27 Update Will Now Automatically Apologize to Your Ex
The new Apple iOS 27 update introduces an AI-driven Siri that automatically drafts and sends deeply personal apologies to your exes.
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5 Ways Apple Game Controllers Will Ruin Your Life
Apple game controllers are coming to ruin your thumbs and your bank account. Here are five terrifying ways the new hardware will change gaming.
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Leaked Apple Memo Details New iPhone Release Cadence
A leaked Apple memo details the new iPhone release cadence, forcing consumers into a state of permanent financial submission.
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Urgent Recall: Foldable iPhone Recalled After Users Repeatedly Fold Devices Longitudinally
Apple issues an emergency product recall notice for the new foldable iPhone after users immediately snap the screens in half hotdog-style.
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Apple iPhone Launch Event Demands Blood Sacrifice Under New CEO
The upcoming iPhone launch event marks a bold, blood-bound direction for tech giant Apple under its new chief executive.
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iPhone 18 Colors Will Match Your Existential Dread
Leaked iPhone 18 colors reveal a new palette of existential dread, featuring shades like Fluorescent Cubicle Grey and Climate Anxiety Teal.
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No iPhone 18 Release This Year to Encourage Outdoor Screaming
Apple announces no iPhone 18 release this year. Instead, the tech giant wants users to stand in fields and scream at the sky.
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Leaked Memo Confirms Foldable iPhone Ultra Will Still Lack Basic Crease-Hiding Cardboard
A leaked Apple memo reveals the new foldable iPhone Ultra will lack basic structural support, forcing users to flatten the screen themselves.
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What to Expect at the iPhone 18 Pro Event
Get ready for the iPhone 18 Pro event as Apple prepares to launch its most aggressive and expensive upgrade cycle yet.
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John Ternus Era Begins At Apple With Launch Of Invisible Charging Cable
The John Ternus era begins at Apple with a bold new promise to sell consumers an invisible charging cable for ninety-nine dollars.
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Apple Foldable iPhone Announced Ahead of Next Week's Huge Launch
Apple announces the new Apple Foldable iPhone in an incredibly vague press release ahead of next week's massive launch event.
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Foldable iPhone Recall Issued Due To Invisible Pencil Choking Hazard
Regulators recall the invisible stylus for the unreleased foldable iPhone due to hypothetical choking hazards in a major safety sweep.
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Apple Might Skip the iPhone 18 to Release the iPhone 17S Plus Max Neo Classic Classic
Apple might skip the iPhone 18 to focus on the current model, forcing tech enthusiasts to realize they already own a perfect glass rectangle.
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The Next iPhone Features Revealed Ahead Of Major Launch Event
Leaked details of the next iPhone show a device designed to test user patience with folding screens and soap-like materials.
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Apple iPhone Launch Event Moves to an Active Volcano
Apple moves its September 9 iPhone launch event to an active volcano to show investors it still embraces disruptive hazard.