Tagged: John Ternus (11)

A leaked Apple internal memo demands staff stop using the term iPhone Duo quagmire to describe the upcoming folding phone's hinge issues.

Priya Castellanos · Oct 1

A leaked Apple memo details the new iPhone release cadence, forcing consumers into a state of permanent financial submission.

June Halloway · Sep 10

Apple issues an emergency product recall notice for the new foldable iPhone after users immediately snap the screens in half hotdog-style.

Priya Castellanos · Sep 9

The upcoming iPhone launch event marks a bold, blood-bound direction for tech giant Apple under its new chief executive.

Harold Mbeki-Strand · Sep 7

The John Ternus era begins at Apple with a bold new promise to sell consumers an invisible charging cable for ninety-nine dollars.

Priya Castellanos · Sep 4

Apple announces the new Apple Foldable iPhone in an incredibly vague press release ahead of next week's massive launch event.

Harold Mbeki-Strand · Sep 2

Regulators issue an urgent Tim Cook recall notice after the former Apple CEO model exhibits repetitive 'good morning' loops.

Harold Mbeki-Strand · Sep 1

Tim Cook hands Apple over to a literal product builder who plans to frame the iPhone 17 with pressure-treated lumber.

Teddy Okonkwo-Vance · Aug 31

Leaked internal memo reveals Apple will charge users to decode the hidden meanings inside the new iPhone 18 Pro logo.

Harold Mbeki-Strand · Aug 28

Leaked details of the next iPhone show a device designed to test user patience with folding screens and soap-like materials.

Dolores Fenwick · Aug 27

Apple moves its September 9 iPhone launch event to an active volcano to show investors it still embraces disruptive hazard.

Harold Mbeki-Strand · Aug 27