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Mia Joy Comet Memo Orders Staff to Deploy Giant Industrial Blankets Over Chicago
Leaked memo orders staff to deploy giant blankets for the Mia Joy Comet single release to block out the sun for maximum shoegaze vibes.
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A Perfect Circle To Whom It May Concern Memo Drafts Leaked
Leaked drafts of the new song A Perfect Circle To Whom It May Concern show it began as a passive-aggressive office memo about the breakroom fridge.
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Power Snatch Spit Cover Sparking Federal Investigation Into Cover Song Inflation
A federal investigation into the Power Snatch Spit cover reveals a massive conspiracy to corner the indie singer-songwriter market.
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Erasure New Album Sparked by Secret Government Mind Control Signal, Trial Reveals
Court transcripts reveal the Erasure new album was commissioned by the government to pacify the public with high-potency 1980s synthpop.
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Danz CM Album Delayed by Space-Time Continuum Bureaucracy
The upcoming new Danz CM album faces delays as temporal authorities audit her vintage synthesizer frequencies.
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K-Pop Pioneers Big Bang Recalled Due To Excessive Nostalgia Hazards
Regulators issue a nationwide recall on Big Bang over severe nostalgia hazards and joint pain risks during choreography.
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Todd Rundgren Ruined Music Says New Self-Released Todd Rundgren Press Release
Todd Rundgren ruined music, according to a bizarre new press release that retracts his recent viral comments about Taylor Swift.
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U2 Announce New Album to Feature Dolly Parton in Final Recording Ever
As U2 announce new album 'Carnaval de Luz' for Nov. 13, the band reveals a final guest appearance by Dolly Parton.
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Taylor Swift Releases The Life Of A Showgirl: The Encore to Calm Anxious Shareholders
Taylor Swift releases The Life Of A Showgirl: The Encore with four new tracks to stabilize the global economy and satisfy anxious fans.
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Taylor Swift Patient Zero Single Sparks Global Quarantine Fears
The upcoming Taylor Swift Patient Zero single has health officials warning of a highly contagious pop hook that bypasses cognitive immunity.
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Alternative Rock Pivot Announced by Militarie Gun to Avoid Hardcore Tax
Militarie Gun announces an alternative rock pivot to qualify for federal arts subsidies and avoid a heavy music luxury tax.
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Ella Langley Record Breaking Hit Subject of Major Antitrust Lawsuit
Court documents reveal the bizarre conspiracy behind the Ella Langley record breaking hit 'Choosin' Texas' dominating the Hot 100.
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Krill Secret Language Album Sparked Federal Investigation Into Indie Poptimism
Court transcripts show how the Krill Secret Language album was used to weaponize nostalgia against aging millennials.
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Ed Sheeran Controversy Testimony Reveals Secret Pop Music Crisis
A leaked court transcript from the Ed Sheeran controversy reveals the terrifying fragility of the global acoustic pop market.
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Bruise Bath Song Causes HR Panic at Major Record Label
A leaked memo reveals a record label mistook the new Bruise Bath song for an actual HR crisis.
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Say Now Single Sparks Internal Panic At Mirror Manufacturer Headquarters
An internal memo warns that the new Say Now single 'Met my match' is causing premium mirrors to shatter from sheer sonic perfection.
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Court Records Reveal Why You Must Listen to These 11 New Albums Now
Leaked court transcripts reveal the terrifying industry conspiracy behind the 11 new albums you are legally required to stream.
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Macklemore Palestine Aid Trial Exposes Dark Underbelly of Touring Profits
A courtroom transcript reveals the bizarre financial secrets behind the Macklemore Palestine aid pledge and Ed Sheeran's touring machine.