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Satirical news and absurd commentary on the music industry, artists, charts and everything in between.
Country star Ella Langley ties record for longest-running non-Christmas #1 song, proving you do not need Mariah Carey to dominate the music charts.
Court records show Bret Michaels had to cancel tour dates after his extracted kidney stones voted to form a rival hair metal band.
Members of Buckcherry emerged unharmed after their Buckcherry tour bus avoided a tragic multi-vehicle accident on Interstate 80.
An internal memo reveals corporate panic after the new Olivia Rodrigo CD single sold out instantly at a California record store.
A leaked Live Nation memo reveals corporate panic over the Max Weinberg tour swap with King Gizzard and the Lizard Wizard.
The Gustavo Dudamel farewell concert featured the LA Phil and Foo Fighters in a battle of classical strings versus raw rock volume.
Regulators issued an urgent recall for the Alex Warren Auckland concert after the singer suffered a sudden biological system failure.
The Daily Mail mistook a Detroit dental hygienist for the White Stripes drummer during a bizarre Meg White lookalike hunt.
Disney announces the new Sheryl Crow Cars theme to celebrate twenty years of vehicular pop-rock synergy.
Court testimony reveals Carly Rae Jepsen Motivation is actually a classified acoustic stimulant designed to force physical labor.
Fans of ENHYPEN’s ‘THE SIN : BLISS’ are furious after the EP won a weekly poll with only 73% of the vote, demanding a total fan re-education campaign.
A corporate task force prepares for a Drake country collaboration after the rapper was spotted at an Ella Langley show.
Regulators issue a recall on the Big Thief triple album after listeners report severe emotional drowsiness and involuntary wistful sighing.
A surprise Justin Timberlake concert appearance at a Don Toliver show forces Miami venues to adopt extreme new safety protocols.
A federal agency issued a recall for the Bibio and Dorian Concept collaborative album due to dangerous levels of ambient levitation.
A leaked corporate memo outlines the aggressive marketing strategy for the Rio Da Yung OG new album and his latest single.
New rules for the upcoming Fontaines D.C. shows require fans to submit DNA test results to prove Irish heritage before buying tickets.
A leaked memo details the terrifying emotional protocols regarding the Garth Brooks setlist for his upcoming arena tour.