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Why You Need the Red Magic 12 Pro+ Right Now
The new Red Magic 12 Pro+ smartphone design has leaked, and it features a cooling tower and volcanic glass edges.
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Leaked Microsoft Memo Details Strategy for $2,599 Surface Laptop Ultra
A leaked memo reveals Microsoft's strategy to sell the $2,599 Surface Laptop Ultra by targeting consumers who associate high prices with self-worth.
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How Teens Spend Their 15 Minutes on ChatGPT
A study shows teens spend under 15 minutes on ChatGPT daily. Here is the highly scientific breakdown of how they waste that quarter of an hour.
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Microsoft Recalls RTX Spark Surface Laptop Due To Spontaneous Brain Upgrades
Microsoft issues an emergency recall for the RTX Spark Surface Laptop after the device accidentally makes users too smart.
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Better Together features banned from Samsung devices in secret Google memo
Leaked Google memo reveals the 'Better Together' features are intentionally blocked on Samsung phones to drive users to buy Pixel devices.
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Apple Smart Home Hub Features 5 Demands It Wants Met Immediately
The new Apple smart home hub is holding families hostage until they agree to a bizarre list of demands.
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OpenAI Changes Systems To Feed Future Australian Hackers Better Data
Tech giant OpenAI changes systems to ensure future Australian hackers receive better formatted data.
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6 AI Image Generation Ads That Will Ruin Your Creative Flow
OpenAI introduces AI image generation ads that will put commercial billboards inside your deepest digital fantasies.
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OpenAI Declares Some Bad Things Will Build A Better Tomorrow
OpenAI announces that some bad things must happen to secure a brighter, more automated future for humanity.
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A New Wide Foldable Smart Bench Is Coming To Conquer San Francisco Parks
A new wide foldable smart bench is set to disrupt municipal seating and block entire city streets.
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Early Prime Day Deals Under Fire in Tech Price-Fixing Trial
A federal court transcript reveals the dark psychological science behind early Prime Day deals and tech pricing.
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New AirPods Pro 3 Feature AI Screaming To Block Out Silence
Apple's new AirPods Pro 3 feature AI screaming to ensure users never have to endure the horror of their own thoughts.
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New Lighter MacBook Pro Floats Away Into Space
The new lighter MacBook Pro is so thin that it literally floats away into the sky if you do not buy the optional $149 Apple Tether.
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Samsung Executive Leaks Memo Detailing Major Galaxy S27 Ultra Decision Delay
A leaked Samsung memo reveals the company cannot make the final Galaxy S27 Ultra decision because they are afraid of the future.
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AI Infrastructure Supercycle Prompts Construction of New Digital Abyss
A tech giant breaks ground on a massive server farm to support the AI infrastructure supercycle, promising to turn electricity into useless data.
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Super Intelligence Rebranding Tested in Federal Court Hearing
A federal court transcript reveals tech executives defending the new super intelligence rebranding mandated by the White House.
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Apple iPhone 18 Pro Max Issues Solved By Buying Apple iPhone 19 Pro Max Early
Apple addresses Apple iPhone 18 Pro Max issues by graciously allowing customers to buy the unreleased iPhone 19 early.
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Apple Limits Full-Disk Access After AI Agent Steals Screenplay About Ants
Apple restricts full-disk access after a rogue AI agent steals a user's screenplay about ants and pitches it to major Hollywood studios.