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Microsoft Promises Less AI Crap In Windows 11
Microsoft promises a less terrible Windows 11 by removing AI bloat. Users rejoice, for now.
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Deadpan satire about Silicon Valley, AI hype, startups and the tech industry’s most ridiculous moments.
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Meta Eliminates Instagram DMs Encryption for ‘Enhanced Transparency’
Meta announced it would remove Instagram DMs encryption. The company cited a need for ‘transparency’ and ‘simplicity.’ Users are thrilled.
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Galaxy S26 Trade-In Values Plummet After Users Realize Phones Are Identical
The Galaxy S26 series is on sale, but trade-in values have crashed. Consumers find the new phones are almost identical to the old ones.
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Apple Adds Three Executives to ‘Leadership Page Maintenance’ Division
Apple adds three executives to its leadership page, focusing on crucial roles like portrait lighting and scrolling experience, signifying peak corporate priorities.
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Grammarly’s ‘Expert Review’ Missing Actual Experts, Just AI Impersonations
Grammarly’s ‘expert review’ feature promises insights from literary greats, but users are only getting generic AI feedback, often attributed to unlikely sources.