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Netanyahu Guarantees Smooth Regime Change Using Simple 12-Step PowerPoint Presentation
Benjamin Netanyahu promises swift regime change using a 12-step PowerPoint deck.
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Politics
Top 6 Schedule Rules For Planning a Post-Midterms Attack on Iran
Military officials reveal strict schedule rules when planning a post-midterms attack on Iran.
Politics
Beijing Fight Back Strategy Includes Aggressive Silent Treatment For US
The new Beijing fight back plan relies heavily on sighing loudly and leaving US diplomats on read.
Politics
Trump Claims 'Iran War Will End Very Soon' Via These 6 Miracle Hacks
Donald Trump claims the Iran war will end very soon using these six unconventional strategic hacks.
Politics
U.S. Recalls Mideast War Policy Due to Fire Hazard
Federal regulators issued a total recall for the current Mideast war policy after units began spontaneously escalating in the field.
World
China Fight Back Strategy Unveiled In Embarrassing Leaked Internal Memo
A leaked memo exposes the official China fight back strategy as a series of budget-friendly, mild inconveniences.
Politics
Transcript Proves Peace Talks Are Driven By Pure Spite
Court transcripts reveal peace talks are driven entirely by personal grudges and minor office rivalries rather than diplomacy.
Politics
Iran War Support Hits New Historic Low Among Vulnerable House Plants
GOP strategists panic as Iran war support plummets to historic lows among office plants and domestic foliage.
Politics
Kremlin Peace Envoys Memo Outlines Mandatory Smile Protocol
A leaked internal memo reveals the strict behavioral guidelines for Kremlin peace envoys during high-stakes negotiations.
Politics
Scott Bessent Seeks Tariffs On Friendship At G20 Summit
Scott Bessent proposes tariffs on friendship at the G20 summit, taxing polite nods and handshakes to force allies into cooperation.
Politics
Trump Tariffs Iran Sand Castles in Absurd New Round of Sanctions
New Iran sand castles sanctions target 60 beachfront structures as the U.S. Treasury Department freezes all miniature moat assets.
Politics
Iran Economic Sanctions Recalled After Treasury Uses Wrong Font
A voluntary recall of the Iran economic sanctions has been issued after the Treasury Department accidentally printed the documents in Comic Sans.
Politics
Beijing promises to fight back with extremely passive-aggressive sticky notes
Beijing promises to fight back against the Taiwan President's US visit using a highly calculated campaign of neon sticky notes.
Music
Putin Pledges Support for Iran, Offers Moral Backing for ‘Whatever’
Putin pledges support for Iran, promising “existential” and “vague” solidarity. The Kremlin offered moral backing for ‘whatever,’ including shared feelings.
Music
Trump Declares ‘Mission Accomplished’ After Iran’s Largest Bridge Turns to Rubble
President Trump declared ‘Mission Accomplished’ after a U.S. strike successfully obliterated Iran’s largest bridge, a key target connecting two uninhabited islands.
Music
White House Announces New Strategy for ‘Iran Beyond Control’: Pretending It’s Fine
Amid fears of Iran slipping beyond control, the White House unveils a new strategy: complete and utter denial, hoping the problem disappears.
Music
Trump Escapes ‘Escalation Trap’ by Inventing a Bigger, Shinier One
President Trump freed himself from ‘Trump’s escalation trap’ by creating a larger, more complex international predicament. Experts call it ‘meta-escalation.’