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Phoebe Bridgers Film Debut Sparks Real Tears from Venice Film Festival Security Guards
The highly anticipated Phoebe Bridgers film debut in 'Primetime' leaves Venice Film Festival security guards weeping in the aisles.
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Slow Pulp Debut New Songs on The Adam Friedland Show to Prepare Fans for Irony
Slow Pulp debut new songs on the internet's most ironic talk show to protect their music from genuine criticism.
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Mike Watt Supergroup Roster Exceeds Max Staffing Capacity
An internal HR memo reveals that the latest Mike Watt supergroup has exceeded safe corporate staffing limits, forcing immediate budget cuts.
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The 5 Best Songs Of The Week Extracted From Exec Under Oath
A federal antitrust hearing reveals that 'The 5 Best Songs Of The Week' is actually run by a shadowy music industry cartel.
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Armlock Half Time Probe Uncovers Secret Indie Music Monopoly
A federal court transcript reveals how the Armlock Half Time single was used to monopolize the global indie rock touring industry.
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Living Hour Announce New EP Magnet to Subpoenaed Grand Jury
Courtroom transcripts reveal the truth as Living Hour announce new EP Magnet to a confused federal grand jury.
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Phoebe Bridgers Collaboration Hits New Extreme With Godflesh Dental Drill Duet
The upcoming Phoebe Bridgers collaboration with industrial icon Justin Broadrick promises more acoustic dread and active dental drills.
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Rubber Band Gun Album Recalled After Testing Positive for Infectious Indie Pop Hook
The government issues a recall for the new Rubber Band Gun album due to dangerous levels of infectious indie pop melodies.
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DIIV Kid Single Sparks 5 Wild Theories About Their New A.G. Cook Album
The new track DIIV Kid has fans questioning the band's sudden transition into the hyperpop universe.
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Shady Bug New Album Threatens to Disrupt Corporate Productivity with 'my night routine'
Leaked memo reveals corporate panic over the Shady Bug new album and its threat to employee focus.
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Armlock Half Time Release Triggers Historic Sports Stadium Confusion
The new Armlock Half Time single causes mass confusion as thousands of indie fans mistake the track for a literal sporting event.
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Living Hour Announce New EP Magnet to Attract Loose Change
Winnipeg dream-pop band Living Hour announce new EP Magnet, a record designed to physically pull coins out of your pockets.
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Rubber Band Gun Album Causes Historic New Jersey Dental Crisis
The new Rubber Band Gun album 'Bloodwork' has officially dropped, causing a massive wave of involuntary jaw-clenching across Philadelphia.
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Grumpy The Whale Memo Reveals Plan to Lure Real Aquatic Mammals
Leaked internal memo reveals plan to stream Grumpy The Whale to actual marine life to boost quarterly streaming metrics.
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Toner Dynasty House Vinyl Blocked by Federal Antitrust Lawsuit
A federal court transcript reveals how the new Toner Dynasty House album accidentally created a monopoly on lo-fi guitar-pop.
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Say Anything Collaborative Album Scrapped by Wavves Following Fresh Waves of PR Panic
Wavves officially scrap Say Anything collaborative album plans following recent public allegations, shifting focus to corporate brand protection.
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Secretly Group Anniversary Sparked by 30 Years of Forged Signature Accusations
During the Secretly Group anniversary trial, executives admitted to signing major indie acts using fake raffles and Applebee's placemats.
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David Fair Legacy Honored by Millions of Out-of-Tune Guitars
Musicians honor the David Fair legacy by collectively forgetting how to tune their instruments and ignoring all traditional music theory.