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Carissa’s Wierd Single Promptly Ruining Perfectly Happy Afternoons Everywhere
A brand new Carissa’s Wierd single has arrived to completely ruin an otherwise perfectly pleasant afternoon for indie fans.
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Gay Meat Leslie Single Released to Cure Seasonal Depression Two Months Early
The Gay Meat Leslie single has arrived to cure your seasonal depression through sheer emotional devastation.
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Olivia Rodrigo Elephant Dress Scrapped After Irvine Heat Wave Threatens Historical Sweat
The Olivia Rodrigo Elephant dress was deemed too hot for her Daisy Chain Fields festival after a massive Irvine heat wave.
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Dead Oceans Signs Star Moles to Record Deal Amid Conspiracy Allegations
A shocking court transcript reveals the truth after Dead Oceans signs Star Moles to a massive new record deal.
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Anna McClellan EP Recalled Nationally After Listeners Suffer Severe Midwest Nostalgia
A federal recall has been issued for the upcoming Anna McClellan EP due to extreme risks of sudden, uncontrollable Midwest nostalgia.
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St. Vincent Covers Yeah Yeah Yeahs to Calm Rich People Wearing Blankets
St. Vincent covers Yeah Yeah Yeahs at a high-fashion runway show to successfully calm down a crowd of panicked billionaires.
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Feds Issue Shane Butler Debut Warning Following Unannounced Psych-Folk Launch
Regulators recall the Shane Butler debut single 'Ringfinger' over high levels of nostalgia and dangerous New England psych-folk frequencies.
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The 5 Best Songs of the Week Memo Leaks From Indie Blog HQ
A leaked memo details the terrifying corporate science behind choosing The 5 Best Songs of the Week.
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Way Dynamic Is Letting It Flow and causing severe local flooding
Way Dynamic is letting it flow so intensely that local authorities have issued a severe flash flood warning for Melbourne after vibes turn liquid.
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Silver Jews Cover Cited As Crucial Evidence In Indie Rock Antitrust Trial
A federal court examined a new Silver Jews cover by King Hüsky as key evidence of a massive indie rock price-fixing conspiracy.
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Alex Lahey Garage Sale EP Features Real Lawn Mowers and Old Golf Clubs
The new Alex Lahey Garage Sale EP is literally just rusted lawn equipment and old golf clubs shipped directly to confused indie rock fans.
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Shady Bug Seed Recalled Due to Excessive Sonic Dirt
Regulators issue a recall for the new Shady Bug seed single due to extreme fuzz and dangerous levels of sonic dirt.
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Grumpy Release Show Memo Leaks Outlining Strict Hide-and-Seek Protocols
Leaked memo reveals strict hide-and-seek protocols for the upcoming Grumpy release show presented by Stereogum.
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Chastity Belt Announce New Album to Verify Friendship Status of Local Scene Members
Chastity Belt announce new album 'All My Friends' as a legally binding audit of their actual real-life social circle.
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Emma Ogier Debut Album Triggers Emergency Nashville Board Meeting
Leaked Spotify memo reveals corporate panic over the Emma Ogier debut album and its threat to automated playlist algorithms.
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Sub Pop Demands PISS Concertgoers Sign Liability Waiver
Sub Pop Records mandates legal waivers for PISS concertgoers as the Vancouver noise-rock band releases a volatile new single.
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Power Snatch Spit Cover Sparking Federal Investigation Into Cover Song Inflation
A federal investigation into the Power Snatch Spit cover reveals a massive conspiracy to corner the indie singer-songwriter market.
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Dazy Release Ugly to Sabotage Purely Aesthetic Playlists
Dazy release Ugly to disrupt the algorithmic flow of hyper-curated lifestyle playlists with a glorious dose of power-pop fuzz.