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Slayyyter's 'i think he's got a girl' Leads to HR Panic Over Pop-Fueled Paranoia
Leaked memo reveals HR panic over Slayyyter's 'i think he's got a girl' as employees accuse managers of romantic espionage.
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Aluna Moaning Track Used By Scientists To Study Sleep Deprivation
Scientists use the new Aluna Moaning single to test the absolute limits of human sleep deprivation in a controlled Dutch laboratory.
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Greta Van Fleet Releases New Album To Finally Settle Ledger With Ancient Druids
Greta Van Fleet releases new album 'Palace for the People' to pay off a binding mystical debt to ancient druids.
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GTA VI Radio Hosts Leaked in Heated Rockstar Corporate Memo
Leaked Rockstar Games memo reveals Lana Del Rey and Bad Bunny as GTA VI radio hosts for the highly anticipated game set in Leonida.
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Grimes AI Psy Opera Tracklist Explores Her History As A Time-Traveling God
Grimes shares details on her Grimes AI psy opera, a concept album detailing her time-traveling adventures throughout human history.
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Classic Traffic Recalls New Single Ghost's Host Due to Severe Choking Hazard
Regulators recalled the Classic Traffic song Ghost's Host due to a severe vocal choking hazard caused by the impossible-to-pronounce title.
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Gay Meat Leslie Single Released to Cure Seasonal Depression Two Months Early
The Gay Meat Leslie single has arrived to cure your seasonal depression through sheer emotional devastation.
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Def Leppard Announce 2027 North American Tour With Mandatory Bedtimes
Get ready for the Def Leppard Announce 2027 North American Tour, featuring earplugs and orthopedic seating.
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Lollapalooza 2027 Lineup Sparks Class-Action Lawsuit Over Time-Looping Headliners
Court transcripts reveal the Lollapalooza 2027 lineup utilizes bio-synthetic clones of Travis Scott and Charli XCX to save on travel costs.
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Troye Sivan Gayest Music Video Sparks Investigation Into Physical Limits of Pop
Troye Sivan gayest music video for new single 'FF' challenges the structural integrity of modern pop music and global baby oil reserves.
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GTA 6 Radio Features Lana Del Rey and Her Alligator Tour Guide Husband
Get ready for GTA 6 radio to feature Lana Del Rey and her swamp-expert husband delivering high-speed alligator facts.
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5 Ways the New Ex:Re Sleep Single Will Cure Insomnia Permanently
Discover how the new Ex:Re Sleep single is putting the entire music industry to sleep, in a highly therapeutic way.
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U2 Tribute Song Recall Issued After Bono Invented New Spanish Words
Regulators issued a safety recall for U2's tribute song after Bono invented new Spanish words that pose a severe risk of linguistic vertigo.
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Johnny Blue Skies Brand Launches 'Weathering The Storm' Disaster Insurance
Johnny Blue Skies launches 'Weathering The Storm' insurance to protect country fans from sudden, jarring live genre shifts.
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Dua Lipa Eats Hot Dog in Landmark Intellectual Property Lawsuit
Court transcripts reveal how Dua Lipa eats hot dog concessions without a license, threatening the entire music industry's financial stability.
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Mermaid Avenue Box Set Expanded to Include Woody Guthrie's Grocery Lists
The new Mermaid Avenue Box Set is expanded to include Woody Guthrie's grocery lists and forty minutes of arguing about corduroy pants.
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Liz Harris Court Case Reveals Secret Government Water Project
The Liz Harris court case exposes a secret government plot to regulate ambient humidity and drone music.
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Turnstile Benefit Show Under Congressional Investigation for Mosh Pit Safety
Leaked court transcript reveals Congress fears the Turnstile benefit show at the Washington Monument will cause structural damage.