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The continental United States prepared for unprecedented quietude as Grouper announced rare North America shows,…
Pope Leo Criticises Equatorial Guinea Prisons for Lacking ‘Motivational Posters’
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Peter Hook Rock Hall Truce Hinges on Band’s ‘Emotional GCSE’ Performance
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Tyle’s Sophomore Album ‘A*Pop’ Finally Arrives, Confirms He Is Now A Pop Star
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Shaking Hand Covers ‘The Shining,’ Blames Badly Drawn Boy For Existential Dread
Shaking Hand covered Badly Drawn Boy's 'The Shining,' claiming the song's sadness drove them to it. The band…
BIG|BRAVE Announces Album ‘in grief or in hope,’ Confirms Existential Dread Tour
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Billy Idol Saw It Coming, Then Warned Everyone
Billy Idol’s 1993 album Cyberpunk, once mocked, is now hailed as prophetic. Critics admit the punk icon saw the…
Shaboozey Unleashes ‘The Outlaw Cherie Lee’ On Unsuspecting Public
Shaboozey's new album 'The Outlaw Cherie Lee & Other Western Tales' is here. It features dusty trails and disco balls.
Styrofoam Winos Release “Next Thing” to Mild Disappointment
Styrofoam Winos drop "Next Thing" single, raising questions about what the actual "next thing" might be.
WrestleMania 42 Attendees Debate Best Wrestling Entrance Theme Ever
WrestleMania 42 attendees grappled with identifying the best wrestling entrance theme. John Cena backed his own song.