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Russian Election Results Recalled Over 103% Vote Totals
A formal product recall has been issued for the Russian election results after inspectors discovered vote totals exceeded 103% of the population.
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White House Press Ban Replaces Reporters With Cardboard Cutouts
The administration launches a total White House press ban, replacing all human journalists with silent, smiling cardboard cutouts.
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Border Patrol Agent Replaced By Passive-Aggressive Post-it Note
A local sector has replaced a border patrol agent with a passive-aggressive post-it note to test softer national security methods.
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Germany State Election Panic Prompts Redesign of National Map
A leaked internal memo reveals how the government plans to handle the latest Germany state election results by deleting lost regions from maps.
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Trump Approval Rating Plummet Linked To New National Currency of Shrugged Shoulders
A historic Trump approval rating drop has forced the government to adopt a new national currency based entirely on shrugs.
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Trump Appoints Sentient Toaster To Lead New AI Force
The Trump administration launched its AI Force, appointing a sentient toaster as czar to bypass all safety regulations.
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Finland Election Conceded by Sentient Neon Disco Ball
Finland election conceded by PM Sanna Marin as the nation votes to lower the volume on the national synthesizer.
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Beijing Fight Back Strategy Debated in Hot Tub Trade Hearing
A leaked court transcript reveals how the Beijing fight back strategy accidentally crippled the global luxury hot tub industry.
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UN General Assembly Relies On Paid Seat Fillers To Prevent Empty Hall
An official inquiry reveals the UN General Assembly uses paid seat fillers to keep the main hall looking full during boring diplomatic speeches.
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President Trump Broke the Kennedy Center with Golden Air Horns
Court transcripts reveal how President Trump broke the Kennedy Center using industrial air horns during a classical symphony.
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White House Press Office Restores Press Freedom By Only Inviting Golden Retrievers
The White House expands press freedom by replacing human journalists with Golden Retrievers after barring several major news outlets.
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Secret Contracts Force Medicaid to Trade State Secrets for Low Costs
Unsealed court transcripts show federal officials traded national defense secrets for cheaper prescriptions in secret contracts.
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ICE Mass Detention Strategy Relies Entirely On Losing Every Court Case
A leaked transcript reveals the ICE mass detention strategy relies on losing lower court cases to secure a Supreme Court victory.
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Kremlin Veterans on the Ballot Sweepstakes Launched by Russian Election Officials
Russian officials put Kremlin veterans on the ballot to simplify voting. Voters can win prizes like cooking oil and bread vouchers.
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Trump Declares AI Hoax to Be Very Intelligent
The administration embraces the AI hoax, launching a new initiative to fund computer programs that do absolutely nothing.
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Russian Parliamentary Election Recalled Due To Pre-Selected Results Error
Russia recalls its Russian parliamentary election after a glitch prints the final victory tallies three days before any votes were cast.
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Roy Cohn Playbook Now Available As A Sleazy Masterclass Series
Learn to deny, delay, and sue with the new Roy Cohn playbook masterclass, the ultimate digital course for aspiring grifters.
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Federal Reserve Chairman Disguises Himself As Giant Fern To Avoid Trump Ire
The Federal Reserve Chairman successfully avoided a public scolding by disguising himself as an office plant.