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New Calla Album Sparks Corporate Panic Over Return of 2005 Indie Moodiness
Leaked memo reveals tech giant's panic over the new Calla album, warning it could trigger a mass wave of 2005 indie rock sadness.
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Land Of Talk Album Release Triggers Panicked Indie Rock Nostalgia Crisis
The new Land Of Talk album release has triggered a wave of nostalgia among aging indie rock fans who are not emotionally prepared.
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Nice as Fuck Reunite to Perform for Crowds of Unapologetic Nice Guys
Jenny Lewis’s Nice as Fuck reunite for a 10th-anniversary tour that accidentally attracted an audience of defensive nice guys.
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Lala Lala Surprise Piano Album Panic Shakes Indie Label Executive Board
Leaked memo reveals executive panic over the Lala Lala surprise piano album and the sudden threat of acoustic instruments.
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Atlas Sound First Show Announced to Be Held Inside a Single Empty Pringles Can
The Atlas Sound first show in seven years will take place inside a single Pringles can, organizers confirmed in a press release.
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LCD Soundsystem Tour Support Announced for Harry Styles
Harry Styles announces LCD Soundsystem tour support for his upcoming 2026 stadium run following his new dance-punk sound.
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Chastity Belt Safety Warning Issued for 'I Could Say Less'
A federal Chastity Belt safety warning has been issued for the band's new single, citing dangerous levels of second-hand embarrassment.
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Tami Hart Album Recalled Over Excessive 2000s Nostalgia Levels
A federal recall has been issued for the new Tami Hart album due to hazardous levels of year-2000 indie-rock nostalgia.
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Geese Psyop Allegations Exposed as Band Reveals Five Government Secrets
Brooklyn band Geese address the geese psyop allegations in an explosive press conference detailing their ties to the deep state.
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Jim Jarmusch Album Demanded by Sacred Crow, Memo Reveals
A leaked memo reveals Sacred Bones Records is releasing the new Jim Jarmusch album to appease a giant, talking crow living in their attic.
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Liars New Album Revealed As Elaborate Tax Loophole In Federal Court
A federal court transcript exposes the Liars new album as an elaborate corporate tax shelter and synthetic asset scheme.
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Julien Baker Teases LP4 via Mandatory Corporate Sadness Training
Leaked Matador memo shows staff must cry as Julien Baker teases LP4 ahead of her secret Nashville popup.
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Deerhoof Announce New Album via Telepathic Broadcast to Neighborhood Dogs
Deerhoof announce new album 'Divine Schism' via telepathic broadcast to local dogs, bypassing all streaming platforms.
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5 Ways to Pretend You Knew the Band Wishy Before Mona Lisa
Learn how to fake your indie credentials now that the breakout track Wishy "Mona Lisa" has ruined your favorite gatekept band.
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How Strange It Is Release Track 'Holladay Park' to Alert Local Geologists
The new track 'Holladay Park' by Portland band How Strange It Is triggers seismic activity and warning systems.
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Ratboys Deluxe Album Recalled After PUP Cover Causes Structural Collapse
Regulators issued an emergency recall for the Ratboys deluxe album after a PUP cover caused structural damage to testing facilities.
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Animal Collective Will Play Feels In Full At First Shows In Four Years But Only Using Antique Wooden Spoons
Indie icons Animal Collective will play Feels in full at first shows in four years, but they are replacing all synthesizers with wooden spoons.
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End of The Road Festival Recalls Three Indie Rock Bands Over Extreme Joy Hazard
Regulators issue an urgent product recall for Geese, Pulp, and CMAT after unsafe joy levels at the End of The Road festival.