Tagged: Republican Party (8)

A leaked memo from the GOP midterm convention reveals that staff must refer to all political candidates as Trump to keep the crowd excited.

Priya Castellanos · Sep 9

The Trumpapalooza midterm convention kicks off in Texas with a massive three-story water slide shaped like Donald Trump.

Dolores Fenwick · Sep 9

Organizers of Trump-a-palooza insist the political festival features a diverse lineup and is not just one man speaking for three days straight.

June Halloway · Sep 8

Leaked internal memo reveals the new GOP map uses non-Euclidean geometry to trap voters in a physical maze.

Harold Mbeki-Strand · Sep 4

Regulators issue a recall for the Trump Campaign Rally after the product caused sudden, severe polling drops for embattled Republicans.

Priya Castellanos · Sep 3

Alaska voters face extreme confusion with two Dan Sullivans on the ballot. Here is how to tell them apart.

Priya Castellanos · Aug 26

Federal regulators issue an emergency recall for the Trump endorsement after severe campaign defects in South Carolina.

Dolores Fenwick · Aug 26

Republican politicians turned against data centers this week. Here is why lawmakers suddenly declared war on server farms.

June Halloway · Aug 23