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GOP Memo Warns Politicians To Stop Claiming Jesus Is A Republican
A leaked internal memo advises politicians claiming Jesus to stop asserting the Messiah belongs to a single political party.
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Trump Faults Aides as Midterm Prospects Dim in Federal Court Transcript
A court transcript reveals Trump faults aides as midterm prospects dim, exposing how political consultants profit from total failure.
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Leaked Memo Reveals Strategy For Georgia Battleground State Rally
Leaked internal memo details the tactical strategy for managing the upcoming Georgia battleground state rally and securing key donors.
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Kimberly Guilfoyle Credit Card Bills Explored In Senate Hearing On 2028 Tensions
A Senate transcript reveals how paying Kimberly Guilfoyle credit card bills became the currency of 2028 tensions.
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GOP Candidates Recalled From Swing States Due To Critical Alignment Fault
A federal safety recall has been issued for GOP candidates in swing states after a critical alignment fault caused them to split from their branding.
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Trump Launches Midterms Campaign Blitz Inside Empty Kansas Grain Silo
Donald Trump kicks off his midterms campaign blitz in a completely empty grain silo to guarantee a highly agreeable audience.
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Campaign Stops That Are Even Deeper In Choctaw Nation Than Trump’s Rally
Donald Trump's Choctaw Nation rally is just the start. Check out these even more absurdly remote campaign stops planned for Oklahoma.
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GOP Candidates Recalled Over Defective Base Turnout Systems
Federal regulators issue an emergency recall on several GOP candidates whose base turnout systems fail to properly deploy Donald Trump.
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Senate GOP Data Centers Bill Recalled Due To Sudden Choking Hazard
Regulators issued an urgent recall on the Senate GOP data centers bill after finding the legislative package poses a severe choking hazard.
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Iran War Support Hits New Historic Low Among Vulnerable House Plants
GOP strategists panic as Iran war support plummets to historic lows among office plants and domestic foliage.
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Product Recall: State Of North Carolina Deemed Hazardous For Republican Campaigning
Regulators issue an urgent recall for North Carolina due to a severe North Carolina problem that causes immediate GOP campaign failure.
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5 Features of the Confusing New House Map in Missouri
Voters are completely lost after state officials released a confusing new house map in Missouri that defies the laws of physics.
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GOP Midterm Convention Memo Demands Staff Refer To All Candidates As Trump
A leaked memo from the GOP midterm convention reveals that staff must refer to all political candidates as Trump to keep the crowd excited.
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Trumpapalooza Midterm Convention Features Giant Water Slide Shaped Like Donald Trump
The Trumpapalooza midterm convention kicks off in Texas with a massive three-story water slide shaped like Donald Trump.
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Trump-a-palooza Organizers Insist Festival Features Other Acts
Organizers of Trump-a-palooza insist the political festival features a diverse lineup and is not just one man speaking for three days straight.
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GOP Map Redrawn to Resemble a Maze That Traps Voters Forever
Leaked internal memo reveals the new GOP map uses non-Euclidean geometry to trap voters in a physical maze.
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Trump Campaign Rally Recalled Due To Severe Side Effects On Embattled Republicans
Regulators issue a recall for the Trump Campaign Rally after the product caused sudden, severe polling drops for embattled Republicans.
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How to Tell the Dan Sullivans Apart in Alaska
Alaska voters face extreme confusion with two Dan Sullivans on the ballot. Here is how to tell them apart.