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Foreign Funding Loops Recalled From Reform UK Political Inventory
Regulators issue a product recall notice for defective foreign funding loops used by Reform UK after catastrophic failure during an undercover sting.
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5 Official Duties John Fetterman Skipped to Attend Shrek Rave
Leaked schedules reveal John Fetterman skipped major official duties, including committee hearings, to attend a touring Shrek-themed rave.
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Philippine Court Implements Innovative Arrest Policy for Vague Political Threats
A Philippine court implements an arrest policy for vague threats to streamline political drama before things get too theatrical.
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Missouri Supreme Court Orders Voters to Draw Congressional Maps with Etch a Sketches
The Missouri Supreme Court rejected the Trump-backed redistricting plan, ordering state maps to be drawn on Etch a Sketches.
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Sanna Marin Defeat Triggers Urgent Recall of Left-Wing Finnish Election Campaign
Regulators issued an urgent recall of the Sanna Marin campaign after the Sanna Marin defeat, warning of severe economic structural flaws.
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DOJ Memo Outlines Mail-In Ballot Restrictions Requiring Voters to Run Maze
A leaked DOJ memo reveals mail-in ballot restrictions that force voters to navigate complex corn mazes to cast their votes.
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Missouri Supreme Court Orders Replacement Map Drawn In Crayon
The Missouri Supreme Court threw out the state's redistricting plan, ordering a replacement map drawn entirely in Crayola crayon.
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GOP Map Redrawn to Resemble a Maze That Traps Voters Forever
Leaked internal memo reveals the new GOP map uses non-Euclidean geometry to trap voters in a physical maze.
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USPS Plan To Restrict Mail Voting Will Upgrade Delivery to Carrier Pigeons
The new USPS plan to restrict mail voting replaces delivery trucks with a majestic fleet of carrier pigeons.
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German Politician Testifies He Only Joined Far-Right AfD For The Free Branded Sausages
A German politician admits under oath he joined the far-right AfD solely for the complimentary sausages at their campaign rallies.
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German Far-Right Demands Ban on Cubes to Neutralize Bauhaus School
A German far-right party targets the iconic Bauhaus school by demanding a national ban on three-dimensional cubes.
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Hegseth Pentagon Purge Replaces Joint Chiefs With Cardboard Standees Of Himself
The Hegseth Pentagon purge reaches its logical conclusion as cardboard standees of the Defense Secretary replace the Joint Chiefs of Staff.
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Climate Goal Hearing Proves Oil Execs Knew The Future Was Cooked
A newly unsealed court transcript reveals energy giants knew they would miss the primary climate goal and bet against the future of human agriculture.
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Trump Campaign Rally Recalled Due To Severe Side Effects On Embattled Republicans
Regulators issue a recall for the Trump Campaign Rally after the product caused sudden, severe polling drops for embattled Republicans.
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Presidential Immunity Hacks Nicolas Maduro Is Trying in Court
Venezuelan President Nicolas Maduro tests presidential immunity in U.S. court using bizarre legal defense tactics.
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Campaign spending recalled after low-cost victories
Regulators issue a campaign spending recall after several candidates win primaries using low-cost strategies instead of expensive ad buys.
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Trump $1 Coins Recall Initiated After Falling out of People's Pockets
Leaked memo reveals the Trump $1 coins are being recalled due to a strange defect that makes them slip out of pockets.
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Federal Recall Issued For The Government Shutdown Prevention Bill
Regulators have issued an urgent recall for the government shutdown prevention bill after discovering hazardous levels of bipartisan functionality.