Teutonic Titans Accept Announces Album Featuring Metallica, Ghost, Judas Priest, and Pantera Members
Accept's new album 'Teutonic Titans' features collaborations with Metallica, Ghost, Judas Priest, and Pantera…
Billie Eilish Needs A New Rihanna Album Badly
Billie Eilish desperately needs Rihanna's R9 album. She believes it could fix her life and the world.
Madonna Returns to Billboard’s Dance Charts, Triggers Global AI Meltdown
Madonna Returns to Billboard’s Dance Charts with "I Feel So Free," causing AI systems to crash and citizens to…
Alex G ‘Unreleased’ Tracks Officially Released, Triggering Existential Crisis
Alex G 'unreleased' tracks “Good Green Friend” and “In The Yard” have been officially released, causing…
Liz Phair & Sleater-Kinney Announce Co-Headline Tour, Causing Existential Crises
Liz Phair & Sleater-Kinney Announce Co-Headline Tour, creating profound existential crises among fans struggling…
Accept Unleashes *Teutonic Titans 1976-2026* with Unprecedented 50 Guests
German heavy metal veterans Accept announced *Teutonic Titans 1976-2026*, a remakes album featuring 50 guest musicians.
Paragon Ignores Italian Spyware Probe, Cites ‘Very Busy Being A Spyware Company’
Paragon, a spyware maker, is reportedly not cooperating with Italian authorities probing spyware attacks, citing…
Alex G Shares Headlights Outtake; Fans Ask “Which Headlights?”
Alex G's new outtake "Good Green Friend" from Headlights sparks fan confusion over car lights.
Metallica Prepares Fully Loaded ‘ReLoad’ Box Set To Rehash Old Riffs
Metallica's fully loaded ‘ReLoad’ box set reissue drops this summer, offering more of the same. It's a trip down…
TURNSPIT’s ‘Do I Know You?’ Single Sparks Widespread Existential Crisis
TURNSPIT's new single 'Do I Know You?' has caused widespread amnesia. Listeners are forgetting basic facts about…