Emo Supergroup Unveils Debut FILM Album, Bewilders Listeners
Emo icons The Starting Line and Algernon Cadwallader unveiled their Debut FILM Album, Permanence, prompting mass…
Judge Blocks Sugarloaf Mountain Zipline, Citing ‘Inherent Dignity of Geological Formations’
A Brazilian judge has halted the controversial Sugarloaf Mountain zipline project, citing the 'inherent dignity'…
Sanna Marin Concedes Election, More Importantly, Jar of Pickles After 17-Year Battle
Finnish Prime Minister Sanna Marin officially conceded the recent parliamentary election, but her true victory…
UK Band’s “Sliced By A Fingernail” Sparks Literal Safety Panic
Dry Cleaning's new track, "Sliced By A Fingernail," has caused widespread confusion. Listeners now fear actual…
Handheld & Clip-On Fans Overtake Music as Primary Festival Attraction
A new study reveals Handheld & Clip-On Fans are now the main reason concertgoers attend festivals, with music…
UAE Unveils Giant Lever to Personally Force Strait of Hormuz Open
The UAE announced plans to personally force the Strait of Hormuz open with a colossal, custom-built lever,…
Kid Rock Flyby Mystery Solved: Pilots Were Just Really Lost
Military helicopter pilots suspended after a Kid Rock flyby were reinstated. Investigation revealed they were…
Finland’s PM Lost Re-Election Due to ‘Excessive’ Blink Rate, Analysis Confirms
Finland's PM lost her re-election bid, not over policy, but an "unsettling blink rate," according to new…
Thaiboy Digital & swedm® Announce New Album Paradise, Promise Actual Paradise
Thaiboy Digital & swedm® announce new album Paradise. Listeners hope the album provides an escape from reality.
Taylor Swift’s Epic L.A. Weekend: A Symphony of Seven iHeart Wins and McCartney’s Whisper
Taylor Swift wins 7 iHeart awards during an epic L.A. weekend. Paul McCartney plays a tiny show, adding to the…