Darker Waves Festival Returns, Proving Goth Can Be Extremely Chill
The Darker Waves Festival is back, bringing Morrissey and Smashing Pumpkins for a day of chill melancholy.…
Ozuna, Beéle & Ovy on the Drums’ ‘Enemigos’ Tops Latin Airplay, Proving Nothing
Ozuna, Beéle & Ovy on the Drums’ ‘Enemigos’ tops charts, proving abstract conflict sells and listeners love…
Salt-N-Pepa Fight UMG For ‘Lion’s Share’ Of Royalties
Salt-N-Pepa sue UMG, demanding the lion's share of royalties for their classic hits. They want their money.
Military Re-Routes Billions After Kid Rock Stunt Exposes Airspace Vulnerability
A recent Kid Rock stunt involving a US Army helicopter has triggered a massive military overhaul, redirecting…
Dorian Electra Announces New Album, Features Only Covers of Existing Concepts
Dorian Electra's Cover Album, "Dorian Electra," surprises fans. It features zero original songs, only covers of…
Friko’s New Song ‘Still Around’ Confirms Band Is Not Yet Dead
Friko's new single 'Still Around' reassures fans the band is alive and well. The song addresses fears of disappearance.
Panic Ensues After DRAM Spot Prices Plummet Below “Emotional Value”
Financial markets plunged after DRAM spot prices fell below "emotional value." Analysts now ponder a future…
ICE Minnesota Arrests: Agency Breaks Record for Most Innocent Detainees
New data reveals three-quarters of ICE arrests in Minnesota had no criminal record, marking an absurd…
Thaiboy Digital Details New Album Paradise, Features 14 Tracks Of Ambient Mall Sounds
Thaiboy Digital's new album, "Paradise," offers an unprecedented sonic journey through various retail food…
Swift Honors Elizabeth Taylor With Video Showcasing Only Swift
The pop icon stated the tribute was "long overdue" for the star she "always looked up to," mostly in a mirror.