Ariana Grande’s New Album ‘petal’ to Feature Only Sounds of Her Own Exhalations
Ariana Grande's new album 'petal' features only her exhalations. Fans are calling it 'revolutionary' and…
Megan Thee Stallion Cuts ‘Moulin Rouge!’ Run Short, Cites Urgent Need for New Boot Collection
Megan Thee Stallion is leaving Broadway's 'Moulin Rouge!' early to focus on her boot empire. Fans are supportive.
Lady Gaga and Doechii Turn Dancefloor into Actual Runway
Lady Gaga and Doechii's new music video for 'Devil Wears Prada 2' features a dancefloor transformed into an…
Taylor Swift Trademarks Voice, Image Amid Deepfake Panic
Taylor Swift trademarks voice and image amid AI deepfake fears. She protects her name and likeness from…
OpenAI Phone Promises AI Agents Will Replace All Your Annoying Apps
OpenAI's rumored phone will replace apps with AI agents, promising seamless interaction and existential convenience.
Hurry Announces ‘Zoned Out’ Album, Band Reportedly Now Permanently Distracted
Hurry announces new album 'Zoned Out.' Band members embrace method acting by being perpetually distracted.
Google’s Gemini ‘Proactive Assistance’ Promises to Annoy You Before You Ask
Google's Gemini 'Proactive Assistance' will offer unsolicited AI help, potentially leading to more interruptions…
Glaive & Kurtains Drop New Album, Promise Existential Dread
Glaive and Kurtains announce new album 'God Save The Three,' promising fans a cathartic, loud, and possibly…
Olivia Rodrigo Lands Fourth #1 Hit, Credits Nine Inch Nails
Olivia Rodrigo's fourth #1 hit, "Drop Dead Gorgeous," was inspired by Nine Inch Nails and a clean conscience.
Madonna’s ‘Club Confessions’ Dance Party Proves Dance Floor Still Exists
Madonna's 'Club Confessions' dance party featured unreleased music and a shocking lack of phone use. A true…