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Kelela’s “point blank” Is The Sound Of A Single Tear
Kelela’s new single “point blank” is the sound of a single tear. The avant-pop artist explores deep emotion on her upcoming album.
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Rescuers Find Optimal Laos Cave Rescue Route: Just Go Around
Rescuers searching for a Laos cave rescue route have decided to simply circumnavigate the entire mountain range, deeming it the most ‘direct’ path.
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Charli XCX Announces New Album ‘Music, Fashion, Film,’ Baffles All Known Industries
Charli XCX Announces New Album *Music, Fashion, Film*, featuring John Cale, Marc Jacobs, & Martin Scorsese on cover, baffling experts with its literal title.
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Mick Jagger ‘Can’t Wait’ To Tour Again, Promises New ‘Foreign Tongues’ Album
Mick Jagger can’t wait to tour again, promising new ‘Foreign Tongues’ album. He hopes for a tour ‘as soon as possible’.
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Angels Release 50th Anniversary Video for ‘Am I Ever Gonna See Your Face Again’
The Angels’ 50th anniversary video for ‘Am I Ever Gonna See Your Face Again’ features all past vocalists, deepening the song’s enduring mystery.
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Jay-Z Uses Roots Picnic Comeback For Epic Diss Track Barrage
Jay-Z’s Roots Picnic comeback was a diss track extravaganza. He called out Drake, Kanye, and Nicki Minaj in his first festival set in years.
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Katy Perry and Chief Keef Work It Out on “Legendary Lovers” Remix
Katy Perry and Chief Keef work it out on a new remix of ‘Legendary Lovers,’ ending years of online beef with a surprisingly smooth collaboration.
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Drake Ties Elton John, Claims Title As Most ‘Boyfriendy’ Artist
Drake ties Elton John for most weeks at No. 1 on Billboard 200, solidifying his status as most boyfriendy artist.
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‘Michael’ Nears ‘Bohemian Rhapsody’ Record Amidst ‘Bohemian Rhapsody’’s Ongoing Success
‘Michael’ biopic eyes record previously held by ‘Bohemian Rhapsody,’ which is inexplicably still selling tickets worldwide.
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Ezra Collective Shares New Song; Hopes To Be Heard
Ezra Collective released a new song and album, ‘Here Because Of Hope.’ They are touring to find joy and answers.
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Trump Demands Festival ‘Cancel It’ After Artists Flee
Suggests MAGA rally, promises better vibes and fewer non-patriotic songs.
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M.I.A. Sues Kid Cudi for Kick-Off, Cites Emotional Tour Departure
M.I.A. is suing Kid Cudi for $2.8 million after being kicked off his tour. She claims the dismissal caused ‘irreparable damage’ to her ego and career.
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Boards of Canada Backrooms Song Traps Viewers in Existential Loop
A Boards of Canada Backrooms song from their new album ‘Inferno’ reportedly caused viewers to become trapped in theaters, questioning reality.
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Pearly Drops Voices Back – Spectral Demands Expand with New Album
Pearly Drops Announce Expanded The Voices Are Coming Back, literally summoning ancient, demanding spirits to collaborate on the album and annoy listeners.
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She & Him Bring TikTok Hit To Kimmel, Blame Algorithm For Unwanted Resurgence
She & Him Bring TikTok Hit to Kimmel, visibly confused. The indie duo reportedly baffled by their unexpected viral resurgence, blaming an inscrutable algorithm.
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Judge Restores Kennedy Center’s Name, Blocks Renovation-Themed ‘Nap’
A federal judge reversed Trump’s renaming of the Kennedy Center and blocked its two-year closure. The unexpected Kennedy Center ruling saves mime festivals.
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Friday Night Lights Band Crucifictorious Reunites, Declares Daniel Johnston Their ‘Unsung Mentor’
The Friday Night Lights Band Crucifictorious reunited to cover Daniel Johnston, stirring fervent debate over their interpretation and the very fabric of fictional rock.
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Fiona Apple Co-Wrote A Song On Cara Delevingne’s Debut Album, World Not Ready
Fiona Apple Co-Wrote A Song On Cara Delevingne’s Debut Album, confirming fears. The collaboration promises haunting melodies and existential meows, leaving the world bracing itself.